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12th November 2007, 11:51 AM
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  | Pain Free Dentist Pain-Free At The Dentist11/11/2007 Dentist A man went to a dentist one day for a regular check up. The dentist decided that one tooth was in such bad condition that it should be extracted. The dentist advised the man of the situation who agreed to the procedure. When the dentist went to give the man an injection the man said "don't worry, I don't need an injection". The dentist went on to explain that the procedure could be very painful however the patient insisted that he would be OK without a needle. The patient went on to explain that he had two experiences in recent times that had made him immune to pain so the dentist went ahead and extracted the tooth. To the dentist's amazement the guy didn't even wince. The dentist, quite astonished remarked " that was amazing, the two recent experiences you say you had that made you immune to pain must have been something special, would you care to tell me about them". The man said "sure, one day I was out hunting and suddenly had an overwhelming urge to evacuate my bowels. I ducked behind a bush and squatted down and my scrotum landed squarely on the trigger of a rabbit trap and CRUNCH!!". The dentist exclaimed "oh my god, that must have been excruciating but what was the second experience". The man replied "when I ran out of chain"  For to win one hundred victories in one hundred battles is not the acme of skill. To subdue the enemy without fighting is the acme of skill. |
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12th November 2007, 06:53 PM
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| Re: Pain Free Dentist wow...I'm a chick and that made me cross MY legs and wince  OWWWWWW "When the first baby laughed for the first time, the laugh broke into a thousand pieces and they went skipping about and that was the beginning of faeries." ~Sir J.M. Barrie "Miss Brant, that's NOT the position I hired you for." |
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13th November 2007, 09:04 AM
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13th November 2007, 03:09 PM
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| Re: Pain Free Dentist .................................................. .................................................. .................................................. .................................................. .................................................. ........................................ um................................................ .................................................. .................................................. .............. ouch.............................................. .................................................. * Zelzar look like he is in extreme pain* |
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