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Old 1st September 2007, 07:17 PM   #1
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Ouch-stress at work..weve all been there

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Old 2nd September 2007, 07:38 AM   #2
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Re: Ouch-stress at work..weve all been there

It all seemed to be true/possible until I read this:

"Hot girl that works in sales- When you wear that brown skirt with the white flower on the bottom and you sit down, we can all see that you don’t wear panties."

No (straight) man would point this out, ever. He'd keep his mouth shut, mark the calendar for when she's expected to wear said skirt, and never schedule a day off around those days.

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Oh my, I even recognised people on that list...
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Re: Ouch-stress at work..weve all been there

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yeah you! With the comments for all your fellow co-workers. We all know you never get any :eusa_naughty: and that you pass your time popping pimple in your cubicle. So keep your comments to yourself

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yeah you! With the comments for all your fellow co-workers. We all know you never get any :eusa_naughty: and that you pass your time popping pimple in your cubicle. So keep your comments to yourself
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