Tame one:
Walking through the jungle, a hunter found a dead ferocious looking rhinoceros with a pygmy standing proudly beside it. Amazed the hunter asked, "Did you kill that rhino?"
"Yes," said the pygmy.
"How could a little fella like you kill a beast like that?"
"I killed it with my club," explained the pygmy.
The astonished hunter exclaimed, "Wow! How big is that club of yours?"
The pygmy replied, "There are about 90 of us.
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Slightly Risque'
On their first date, a man asked his companion if she'd like a drink. "Oh no, what would I tell my Sunday school class?" she said.
Later he offered her a cigarette. "Oh no, what would I tell my Sunday school class?" she said again.
On the drive home, he saw a motel. Figuring he had nothing to lose, he asked if she wanted to stop in there. "Okay," she replied.
"What will you tell your Sunday school class?," he asked shocked.
"The same thing I always tell them: 'You don't have to drink or smoke to have a good time!'

lol excellent