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7th March 2008, 01:24 PM
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  | Old folks from Florida A state trooper pulls a car over for speeding. In the car is an old lady who is hard of hearing and her husband. When the trooper asks the lady for her driver's license the lady responds, “Heh, what did he say?” The old man speaks up as he says, “HE NEEDS YOUR DRIVER'S LICENSE.” A few minutes later the trooper comes back to the car and says, “Ma'am I see you're from Florida.” The old lady comments, “Heh, what did he say?” The old man speaks up as he says, “HE SEES YOU'RE FROM FLORIDA.'” The old lady nods her head, “Yup.” The trooper mutters, “Boy, one time, I got the worst piece of ass I ever had in Florida.” The old lady replies, “Heh, what did he say?” The old man yells, “HE SAYS HE THINKS HE KNOWS YOU!”   Thanks again Maddux! Adri: women don't discuss men while in the bathroom, we sacrifice small animals and smoke tampons *rolls eyes* |
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7th March 2008, 01:28 PM
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7th March 2008, 02:27 PM
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  | Re: Old folks from Florida LOL... Sounds like my grandparents talking!  Lord L'arr Hamerfeld |
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7th March 2008, 06:07 PM
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| Re: Old folks from Florida heh if my hubby reads this he'll swear it's us in a few years   "When the first baby laughed for the first time, the laugh broke into a thousand pieces and they went skipping about and that was the beginning of faeries." ~Sir J.M. Barrie "Miss Brant, that's NOT the position I hired you for." |
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9th March 2008, 09:36 PM
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