Old & New Titles

**Vepl** · 29th April 2007, 08:27 PM

It was fun being a baby boomer... until now. Some of the artists of the
60's are revising their hits with new lyrics to accommodate aging baby
Boomer!

They include:

Herman's Hermits--- Mrs.. Brown, You've Got a Lovely Walker.

Ringo Starr--- I Get By With a Little Help From Depends.

The Bee Gees--- How Can You Mend a Broken Hip.

Bobby Darin--- Splish, Splash, I Was Havin' a Flash.

Roberta Flack--- The First Time Ever I Forgot Your Face.

Johnny Nash--- I Can't See Clearly Now.

Paul Simon--- Fifty Ways to Lose Your Liver

The Commodores--- Once, Twice, Three Times to the Bathroom.

Procol Harem--- A Whiter Shade of Hair.

Leo Sayer--- You Make Me Feel Like Napping.

The Temptations--- Papa's Got a Kidney Stone.

Abba--- Denture Queen
.
Tony Orlando--- Knock 3 Times On The Ceiling If You Hear Me Fall.

Helen Reddy--- I Am Woman, Hear Me Snore.

Leslie Gore--- It's My Procedure, and I'll Cry If I Want To.

And my favorite: Willie Nelson--- On the Commode Again

**Adri** · 29th April 2007, 11:48 PM

Quote:

Leslie Gore--- It's My Procedure, and I'll Cry If I Want To.

rofl!

Lord of Shadows · 30th April 2007, 06:35 AM

Good stuff.

Rascal · 30th April 2007, 07:16 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Vepl

Leo Sayer--- You Make Me Feel Like Napping.

What??? :shocked:

I love my afternoon nap when I'm able to take them, didn't think it meant I was getting old.... Heck... Kellen will always be older than me

Mercedes · 30th April 2007, 08:19 AM

those are cute

29th April 2007, 08:27 PM	#1
Vepl Forum Legend Join Date: Oct 2006 Shard: Lake Superior Posts: 3,621 Gold: 979 Thanks: 2 Thanked 2 Times in 2 Posts	Old & New Titles It was fun being a baby boomer... until now. Some of the artists of the 60's are revising their hits with new lyrics to accommodate aging baby Boomer! They include: Herman's Hermits--- Mrs.. Brown, You've Got a Lovely Walker. Ringo Starr--- I Get By With a Little Help From Depends. The Bee Gees--- How Can You Mend a Broken Hip. Bobby Darin--- Splish, Splash, I Was Havin' a Flash. Roberta Flack--- The First Time Ever I Forgot Your Face. Johnny Nash--- I Can't See Clearly Now. Paul Simon--- Fifty Ways to Lose Your Liver The Commodores--- Once, Twice, Three Times to the Bathroom. Procol Harem--- A Whiter Shade of Hair. Leo Sayer--- You Make Me Feel Like Napping. The Temptations--- Papa's Got a Kidney Stone. Abba--- Denture Queen . Tony Orlando--- Knock 3 Times On The Ceiling If You Hear Me Fall. Helen Reddy--- I Am Woman, Hear Me Snore. Leslie Gore--- It's My Procedure, and I'll Cry If I Want To. And my favorite: Willie Nelson--- On the Commode Again Another Quality Job by Atlas607 Member of K*S

30th April 2007, 06:35 AM	#3
Lord of Shadows No Rest for the Wicked Join Date: Dec 2006 Shard: Hokuto/Lake Austin Posts: 626 Gold: 1,003 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Re: Old & New Titles Good stuff. Guildmaster, No Rest for the Wicked (NRW) Hokuto

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Mercedes Banned Join Date: Sep 2006 Shard: Chessy Posts: 768 Gold: 108 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Re: Old & New Titles those are cute

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