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Old 8th January 2008, 03:53 PM   #1
 
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Winter Statistic


98% OF AMERICANS SAY 'OH SH*T' BEFORE GOING IN THE DITCH ON A SLIPPERY ROAD.


THE OTHER 2% ARE FROM OHIO AND THEY SAY, 'HOLD MY BEER AND WATCH THIS.'

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Old 8th January 2008, 04:01 PM   #2
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Re: Ohio drivers... pretty true, actually...

Ohio drivers are always in the left lane
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Re: Ohio drivers... pretty true, actually...

what ya talking bout? we're the only ones that can drive in the snow w/o wrecking, hehehehehe
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Re: Ohio drivers... pretty true, actually...

always seem to be in a hurry
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Re: Ohio drivers... pretty true, actually...

ummm good thing it doesnt snow in louisiana, did anyone catch the game last night where all the OSU fans were standing around while the LSU fans were all holding up bottles and cups? Ohio cant outplay us in football or beer drinking!
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Ouch, Merth... low blow... We lost, I cried, now it's time to get ready for next season. I honestly didn't think OSU should have been ranked #1, even though I am a born and bred Buckeye fan, but it IS good to know we've been there 3 times in the last 6 years. And to us true Buckeye fans, the National Championship isn't half as important as the Big Game... Owning *ichigan again feels sooooooo good. Buckeye fans everywhere were sad to see Lloyd Carr retire. Now, Rodriguez (sp?) gets to be slapped around for a few years. Tressel is still my vote for President... lol...

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Aye and the real beauty from your side is your entire starting lineup minus what? 3? are coming back next year ouch not much hope for us! Would be interesting if Les Miles took the Michigan job. OSU would have even more reason to hammer Michigan (lol as if they needed one). Oh and btw I was born in Ohio and my dad is the ultimate OSU fan even in the bad years but i gotta run with the home team.
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Re: Ohio drivers... pretty true, actually...

to bad Appalachian State beat Michigan :|
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Re: Ohio drivers... pretty true, actually...

Yeah, I am psyched about the prospects for next year, definitely. Losing only 3-4 players, the lineup shouldn't change drastically, and, as has been happening for several years now, OSU reloads instead of rebuilds. Yay!

Too bad App State beat *ichigan? hehe... Anytime ANYONE beats *ichigan, is a day for celebration! I realize *ichigan's loss to such an underdog team may (in some people's minds) cast a shadow on their actual power ranking, but, as in any sport, overlooking an opponent (ie OSU vs. Illinois this year) can spell utter disaster. *ichigan's showing in their bowl-game this year solidifies how strong they actually were, and again, any defeat of the "team up north" is a cause for celebration!

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