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Old 25th February 2008, 03:06 AM   #1
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* I Was Tortured By the Pygmy Love Queen
* How to Write a How to Write Book
* Are Women Human? And Other International Dialogues
* Cheese Problems Solved
* If You Want Closure in Your Relationship, Start With Your Legs
* People who Mattered in Southend and Beyond: From King Canute to Dr Feelgood

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Old 25th February 2008, 06:38 AM   #2
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O.o

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Old 25th February 2008, 07:18 AM   #3
 
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* If You Want Closure in Your Relationship, Start With Your Legs
Hahaha! We should all follow that rule

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Old 25th February 2008, 07:45 AM   #4
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Hahaha! We should all follow that rule
some rules are made to be broken

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Old 25th February 2008, 09:31 AM   #6
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lol
I'm still trying to figure out what kind of cheese problems, and how come there were enough to make a book from them? The only problem I have with cheese is it sometimes turns green. Throw it out, problem solved!

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Old 25th February 2008, 10:20 AM   #7
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maybe they meant of the cutting variety?

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