Nuns

DarksieD · 19th June 2007, 03:29 PM

One night a sex crazed naked man breaks into a dormitory full of Nuns.
noone was hurt and the man was arrested but the head of the order calls
4 Nuns in to speak with them about the incident because she suspects they
may have had contact with the man while he was there...She asks the first
Nun " Did you come into contact with this man?" the Nun replies " I didn't touch him but I did look at him". The head of the order tells her to say 10 hail
Mary's and to rinse her eyes with holy water. She asks the second Nun the same question. The Nun replies "Well I really didn't do anything, but i did touch him. The head of the order tells her to say 10 hail mary's and to wash
her hands with holy water. The 4th Nun in the line taps the 3rd on the shoulder and says " would you mind if i got next?. I'd like to rinse my mouth
in that holy water before you have to sit in it.

**Snugglebunny** · 19th June 2007, 03:58 PM

Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

buddy lee · 19th June 2007, 07:31 PM

hahaha

Mercedes · 20th June 2007, 09:34 AM

**kingtony** · 20th June 2007, 09:48 AM

Oh Boy Lol

**Adri** · 20th June 2007, 11:24 AM

**kingtony** · 20th June 2007, 11:26 AM

Looks Like Thoses Nuns Have Some Bad ...habits

**Adri** · 20th June 2007, 11:27 AM

Oh lol *groan*

19th June 2007, 03:29 PM	#1
DarksieD The old guy from Atlantic Join Date: Dec 2006 Shard: Atlantic/Lake Austin Posts: 835 Gold: 1,768 Thanks: 0 Thanked 5 Times in 3 Posts	Nuns One night a sex crazed naked man breaks into a dormitory full of Nuns. noone was hurt and the man was arrested but the head of the order calls 4 Nuns in to speak with them about the incident because she suspects they may have had contact with the man while he was there...She asks the first Nun " Did you come into contact with this man?" the Nun replies " I didn't touch him but I did look at him". The head of the order tells her to say 10 hail Mary's and to rinse her eyes with holy water. She asks the second Nun the same question. The Nun replies "Well I really didn't do anything, but i did touch him. The head of the order tells her to say 10 hail mary's and to wash her hands with holy water. The 4th Nun in the line taps the 3rd on the shoulder and says " would you mind if i got next?. I'd like to rinse my mouth in that holy water before you have to sit in it.

19th June 2007, 03:58 PM	#2
Snugglebunny ♥Yr Mangled Heart♥ Join Date: Mar 2006 Shard: Black Water Raiders Posts: 8,665 Gold: 92 My Mood: Thanks: 160 Thanked 41 Times in 30 Posts	Re: Nuns Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww Sig courtsey of Nevaeh. He rawwwwks! AdamD: You made me cry tears of pink sadness and despair! "Two Minutes in Heaven is Better then One Minute in Heaven." I'm not wearing my business socks for nothing

19th June 2007, 07:31 PM	#3
buddy lee Agent Zero Join Date: Oct 2006 Shard: Atlantic Posts: 1,885 Gold: 6,363 Thanks: 16 Thanked 16 Times in 15 Posts	Re: Nuns hahaha

20th June 2007, 09:34 AM	#4
Mercedes Banned Join Date: Sep 2006 Shard: Chessy Posts: 777 Gold: 75 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Re: Nuns :

20th June 2007, 09:48 AM	#5
kingtony How do you tell when you run out of invisible ink? Join Date: Jan 2007 Shard: alantic Posts: 2,663 Gold: 90 Thanks: 0 Thanked 1 Time in 1 Post	Re: Nuns Oh Boy Lol

20th June 2007, 11:24 AM	#6
Adri Wearing metal panties in a lightning storm Join Date: May 2004 Shard: Pacific/Landroval Posts: 3,746 Gold: 4,980 My Mood: Thanks: 134 Thanked 66 Times in 48 Posts Awards Showcase Total Awards: 2	Re: Nuns lol We are all broken and wounded in this world. Some choose to grow strong at the broken places. --Harold J. Duarte-Bernhardt Thanks to Atlas for the fantastic sig!

20th June 2007, 11:26 AM	#7
kingtony How do you tell when you run out of invisible ink? Join Date: Jan 2007 Shard: alantic Posts: 2,663 Gold: 90 Thanks: 0 Thanked 1 Time in 1 Post	Re: Nuns Looks Like Thoses Nuns Have Some Bad ...habits

20th June 2007, 11:27 AM	#8
Adri Wearing metal panties in a lightning storm Join Date: May 2004 Shard: Pacific/Landroval Posts: 3,746 Gold: 4,980 My Mood: Thanks: 134 Thanked 66 Times in 48 Posts Awards Showcase Total Awards: 2	Re: Nuns Oh lol groan We are all broken and wounded in this world. Some choose to grow strong at the broken places. --Harold J. Duarte-Bernhardt Thanks to Atlas for the fantastic sig!

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