A nun at Hooters

Mercedes · 17th April 2007, 08:10 AM

A nun, badly needing to use the rest-room, walked into a local Hooters
Bar. The place was hopping with music and loud conversation and every once in
a while the lights would turn off. Each time the lights would go out, the
place would erupt into cheers. However, when the revelers saw the nun,the
room went dead silent. She walked up to the bartender, and asked, "May I
please use the rest-room? The bartender replied, "OK, but I should warn
you that there is a statue of a naked man in there wearing only a fig
leaf."

"Well, in that case I'll just look the other way," said the nun. So the
bartender showed the nun to the back, and she proceeded to the rest-room.
After a few minutes, she came back out, and the whole place stopped just
long enough to give the nun a loud round of applause. She went to the
bartender and said, "Sir, I don't understand. Why Did they applaud for me
just because I went to the rest-room?" Well, now they know you're one of
us," said the bartender, "Would you like a drink?" "No I don't drink,
butIstill don't understand," said the puzzled nun.

"You see," laughed the bartender, "every time the fig leaf on the statue
is lifted up, the lights go out!

Now, how about that drink?

Kimmy · 17th April 2007, 09:35 AM

heheehe

Lord of Shadows · 17th April 2007, 09:40 AM

**Adri** · 17th April 2007, 11:04 AM

Lol!!

**bendavho** · 17th April 2007, 11:22 AM

Busted!!

**kingtony** · 17th April 2007, 01:56 PM

looks like the nuns have a drinking HABIT

buddy lee · 17th April 2007, 06:00 PM

Brom · 20th April 2007, 04:08 PM

Thats a good one :grin:

17th April 2007, 08:10 AM	#1
Mercedes Banned Join Date: Sep 2006 Shard: Chessy Posts: 778 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	A nun at Hooters A nun, badly needing to use the rest-room, walked into a local Hooters Bar. The place was hopping with music and loud conversation and every once in a while the lights would turn off. Each time the lights would go out, the place would erupt into cheers. However, when the revelers saw the nun,the room went dead silent. She walked up to the bartender, and asked, "May I please use the rest-room? The bartender replied, "OK, but I should warn you that there is a statue of a naked man in there wearing only a fig leaf." "Well, in that case I'll just look the other way," said the nun. So the bartender showed the nun to the back, and she proceeded to the rest-room. After a few minutes, she came back out, and the whole place stopped just long enough to give the nun a loud round of applause. She went to the bartender and said, "Sir, I don't understand. Why Did they applaud for me just because I went to the rest-room?" Well, now they know you're one of us," said the bartender, "Would you like a drink?" "No I don't drink, butIstill don't understand," said the puzzled nun. "You see," laughed the bartender, "every time the fig leaf on the statue is lifted up, the lights go out! Now, how about that drink?

17th April 2007, 09:35 AM	#2
Kimmy =^.^= Join Date: Jan 2006 Shard: Europa Posts: 642 Thanks: 43 Thanked 13 Times in 10 Posts	Re: A nun at Hooters heheehe __________________ Makeing Sosaria Beutiful one home at a time.

17th April 2007, 09:40 AM	#3
Lord of Shadows No Rest for the Wicked Join Date: Dec 2006 Shard: Hokuto/Lake Austin Posts: 633 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Re: A nun at Hooters Lmao __________________ Guildmaster, No Rest for the Wicked (NRW) Hokuto

17th April 2007, 11:04 AM	#4
Adri Wearing metal panties in a lightning storm Join Date: May 2004 Shard: Pacific/Landroval Posts: 3,509 Thanks: 94 Thanked 43 Times in 30 Posts Awards Showcase Total Awards: 2	Re: A nun at Hooters Lol!! __________________ We are all broken and wounded in this world. Some choose to grow strong at the broken places. --Harold J. Duarte-Bernhardt Thanks to Atlas for the fantastic sig!

17th April 2007, 11:22 AM	#5
bendavho Forum Legend Join Date: Aug 2006 Shard: Lake Austin Posts: 3,564 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Re: A nun at Hooters Busted!! __________________

17th April 2007, 01:56 PM	#6
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20th April 2007, 04:08 PM	#8
Brom Introverted Barbarian Join Date: Nov 2006 Shard: Europa Posts: 313 Thanks: 4 Thanked 2 Times in 1 Post	Re: A nun at Hooters Thats a good one :grin: __________________ "Peace is not the absence of war. It is a virtue, a state of mind, a disposition for benevolence, confidence and justice." -Baruch Spinoza

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