No Toilet Paper

Mercedes · 24th April 2007, 07:09 AM

A little boy asked his teacher if he could go to the bath- room. She said yes. When he went to wipe his fanny there was no toilet paper so, he used his hand. When he got back to class, his teacher asked, "What do you have in your hand?"
The boy said, "A little leprechaun and if I open my hand he'll get scared away." He was then sent to the principal's office and the principal asked him, "What do you have in your hand?" The little boy said, "A little leprechaun and if I open my hands he'll get scared away." The principal got mad and yelled, "Open your hands NOW!" He did and the little boy said, "Oh great, now look what you did, you scared the !!!! out of him!"

**kingtony** · 24th April 2007, 07:13 AM

That was funny been a while since i heard it

**Adri** · 24th April 2007, 07:54 AM

24th April 2007, 07:09 AM	#1
Mercedes Banned Join Date: Sep 2006 Shard: Chessy Posts: 778 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	No Toilet Paper A little boy asked his teacher if he could go to the bath- room. She said yes. When he went to wipe his fanny there was no toilet paper so, he used his hand. When he got back to class, his teacher asked, "What do you have in your hand?" The boy said, "A little leprechaun and if I open my hand he'll get scared away." He was then sent to the principal's office and the principal asked him, "What do you have in your hand?" The little boy said, "A little leprechaun and if I open my hands he'll get scared away." The principal got mad and yelled, "Open your hands NOW!" He did and the little boy said, "Oh great, now look what you did, you scared the !!!! out of him!"

24th April 2007, 07:13 AM	#2
kingtony How do you tell when you run out of invisible ink? Join Date: Jan 2007 Shard: alantic Posts: 2,663 Thanks: 0 Thanked 1 Time in 1 Post	Re: No Toilet Paper That was funny been a while since i heard it

24th April 2007, 07:54 AM	#3
Adri Wearing metal panties in a lightning storm Join Date: May 2004 Shard: Pacific/Landroval Posts: 3,509 Thanks: 94 Thanked 43 Times in 30 Posts Awards Showcase Total Awards: 2	Re: No Toilet Paper lol __________________ We are all broken and wounded in this world. Some choose to grow strong at the broken places. --Harold J. Duarte-Bernhardt Thanks to Atlas for the fantastic sig!

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