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15th July 2007, 07:17 AM
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| Ronin<br>UOForums Bouncer  Join Date: Jan 2006 Shard: Black Water Raiders, Azeroth
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  | New Virii (Jokes) The George Bush Virus - Causes your computer to keep looking for viruses of mass destruction. The John Kerry Virus - Stores data on both sides of the disk and causes little purple hearts to appear on screen. The Clinton Virus - Gives you a permanent Hard Drive ; with NO memory The Al Gore Virus - Causes your computer to keep counting and re-counting The Bob Dole Virus - Makes a new hard drive out of an old floppy The Lewinsky Virus - Sucks all the memory out of your computer, then e-mails everyone about what it did The Arnold Schwarzenegger Virus - Terminates some files, leaves, but will be back The Mike Tyson Virus - Quits after two bytes The Ellen Degeneres Virus - Disks can no longer be inserted The Prozac Virus - Totally screws up your RAM, but your processor doesn't care The Michael Jackson Virus - Only attacks minor files Last but not least The Lorena Bobbitt Virus Reformats your hard drive into a 3.5 inch floppy...then discards it through windows..   Thanks again Maddux! Adri: women don't discuss men while in the bathroom, we sacrifice small animals and smoke tampons *rolls eyes* |
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15th July 2007, 04:27 PM
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| Re: New Virii (Jokes) Good one |
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15th July 2007, 04:31 PM
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| Agent Zero  Join Date: Oct 2006 Shard: Atlantic
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| Re: New Virii (Jokes) hehe |
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15th July 2007, 10:51 PM
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| Wearing metal panties in a lightning storm   Join Date: May 2004 Shard: Pacific/Landroval
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| Re: New Virii (Jokes) lol We are all broken and wounded in this world. Some choose to grow strong at the broken places. --Harold J. Duarte-Bernhardt  Thanks to Atlas for the fantastic sig! |
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16th July 2007, 06:55 AM
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| How do you tell when you run out of invisible ink?  Join Date: Jan 2007 Shard: alantic
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| Re: New Virii (Jokes) lol nice For to win one hundred victories in one hundred battles is not the acme of skill. To subdue the enemy without fighting is the acme of skill. |
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