Tram-me
(A UO parody based on Blue October - Hate Me)

I've got to get energy fields up so I don't end up dead.
These Solan ants crawling fast leaving acid where they bled.
Dropping Zoogies that remind me of a quest that I was shown.
Getting lots of Trans powders so I never have to recall home.
These ants are growing boring, They're driving me insane.
I've got to find something new to kill, or I'll never play again.
Ah I know just where to go, I have got the perfact place.
I'll have to take friends with me.
It's a Peerless we shall face.

Tram Me Today
Tram Me Tomorrow
Tram me so I can get all the awesome loot.

I haven't PVPed in 3 whole months, its the first thing you had a big beef with.
You told me we were going to Trammel if I ever wanted insurance gold again.
Now my UO time is boiled down to a ton of white wyrms to fight.
Collecting Regs, Resources, and PVMing all night.
We all went to a Peerless through my blue moongate.
We chained Mel's a hundred times, to see all the loot to take.
I asked if we could roll on the crimmy if no one else would mind.
And I rolled 2 12's that crimmy was finally mine!

Tram Me Today
Tram Me Tomorrow
Tram me so I can get all the awesome loot

Tram me in ways
Ways not hard to follow
Tram me so I can finally play along with you.

Now with a sad heart I look at PVP and wave
Good bye to it but yet hello to all the gold that I shall save.
Now I am one kick arse trammie man.
I'm deadly at PVM regaurdless if it's a spellbook or weapon in my hand.
With no effort I can blow a deadhorn away.
Doing all these Peerless and getting all my ingrediants for free.
And I whisper to myself "Why didn't I ever see?"

It's Trammie for me
Tram Me Tomorrow
Tram me so I can get all the awsome loot.

Tram me in ways
Ways not hard to follow
Tram me so I can finally play along with you.


By: The Poetic Harleyquinn 1/13/07

lol