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18th December 2006, 08:56 AM
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| Mith'quessir    Join Date: Mar 2005 Shard: Chesepeake
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  | My living will conversation Last night, my wife and I were sitting in the living room and I said to her, "I never want to live in a vegetative state, dependent on some machine and fluids from a bottle. If that ever happens, just pull the plug." She got up, unplugged the TV and then threw out my beer. She's Such A Biatch......   "Careful what you wish for, You just might get it all.... And then some you don't want" |
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18th December 2006, 09:10 AM
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| "Musical Courtesan/Sea Wench"  Join Date: Jun 2006 Shard: Catskills
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| Re: My living will conversation throwing out your beer...... thats just UNACCEPTABLE   One Nation.....Under Snugs!! Last edited by Nevaeh; 18th December 2006 at 11:54 AM. |
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18th December 2006, 09:14 AM
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| Re: My living will conversation Silverfoot, my finace and I have both agree to pull the plug if any of us were in a vegetative state. It's hard to talk about and probably even harder to pull the plug but seeing your loveone helpless would be devasting. Your wife is lucky she didn't throw away your beer at my house because she would be in jail for alcohol abuse, lol  |
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18th December 2006, 10:28 AM
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| Re: My living will conversation I think Silverfoot was putting some humor into this and in the sense of fun, alcohol abuse definitely!!! I don't drink, but I know many who do and would agree. Pulling the plug on the TV, well that's kinda funny. LOL  Last edited by Rascal; 18th December 2006 at 11:50 AM. |
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18th December 2006, 10:33 AM
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| Re: My living will conversation Actually I think its a joke, and in no way a true conversation Ultima Online Forums - Dedicated to the UO Community > Off Topic Forums > Off Topic Area > Jokes & Stuff  |
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18th December 2006, 11:34 AM
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| Re: My living will conversation Yep! A joke, and very funny too!   Thanks to Maddux for the wonderful sig! |
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18th December 2006, 11:45 AM
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| Re: My living will conversation Aye, good joke  RMS Carpathia: actually the way the iron golems look in this game.. it looks like trailer trash redneck borgs.. because they are just diffrent metals all put togeather and when they walk they look like they are going to fall over  Get your own personal forum Like these ones - Personal forum listing Bored @ work? Play in our arcade! Useful Tips on how to use UOForums Open your own blog |
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18th December 2006, 03:58 PM
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| Mith'quessir Join Date: Mar 2005 Shard: Chesepeake
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| Re: My living will conversation Hence the Jokes & Stuff forum Nothing serious in here, not even this post!:hat15: "Careful what you wish for, You just might get it all.... And then some you don't want" |
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18th December 2006, 05:34 PM
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| Re: My living will conversation lol We are all broken and wounded in this world. Some choose to grow strong at the broken places. --Harold J. Duarte-Bernhardt  Thanks to Atlas for the fantastic sig! |
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18th December 2006, 10:44 PM
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| Re: My living will conversation I thought it was quite funny, although my fiance didnīt think so...  |
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