17th April 2007, 08:35 AM
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| Banned  Join Date: Sep 2006 Shard: Chessy
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  | My kind of woman! DEAR DIARY: DAY ONE All packed for the cruise ship - all my s_ _iest dresses and make-up. Really excited. DEAR DIARY . DAY TWO Entire day at sea, beautiful and saw whales and dolphins. Met the Captain today - seems a very nice man. DEAR DIARY .. DAY THREE At the pool today. Also some shuffle boarding and hit golf balls off The deck. Captain invited me to join him at his table for dinner. Felt honored and had a wonderful time. He is very attractive and attentive. DEAR DIARY . DAY FOUR Won $800.00 in the ship's casino. Captain asked me to have dinner With him in his own cabin. Had a luxurious meal complete with caviar and champagne. He asked me to stay the night but I declined. Told him I could not be unfaithful to my husband. DEAR DIARY .. DAY FIVE Pool again today, got sunburned, went inside to drink at piano bar for rest of day. Captain saw me, bought me several large drinks. Really is charming. Again asked me to visit his cabin for the night. Again I declined. He told me if I didn't let him have his way with me he would sink the ship. I Was shocked. DEAR DIARY . DAY SIX Today I saved 1600 lives. Twice |
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17th April 2007, 10:53 AM
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| No Rest for the Wicked  Join Date: Dec 2006 Shard: Hokuto/Lake Austin
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| Re: My kind of woman! ROFL...too funny.  Guildmaster, No Rest for the Wicked (NRW) Hokuto |
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17th April 2007, 11:10 AM
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| Ronin UOForums Bouncer  Join Date: Jan 2006 Shard: Black Water Raiders, Azeroth
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| Re: My kind of woman! Hahahaha!!  Thanks again Maddux! Adri: women don't discuss men while in the bathroom, we sacrifice small animals and smoke tampons *rolls eyes* |
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17th April 2007, 11:46 AM
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| Wearing metal panties in a lightning storm   Join Date: May 2004 Shard: Pacific/Landroval
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| Re: My kind of woman! lol We are all broken and wounded in this world. Some choose to grow strong at the broken places. --Harold J. Duarte-Bernhardt  |
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17th April 2007, 01:06 PM
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| Madien of the Great Blue  Join Date: Jun 2006 Shard: Absolutely playing no games
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| Re: My kind of woman! Haha! -RMS Carpathia-  -Back to the Future 2- Marty McFly: There he is, Doc! Let's land on him, we'll cripple his car. Doctor Emmett L. Brown: Marty, he's in a '46 Ford, we're in a DeLorean. He'd rip through us like we were tin foil. -RMS Carpathia- |
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