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Old 29th March 2006, 02:17 PM   #1
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My ideal woman....

After numerous dating oppurutnities in my early years and 31 years of marraige, I've finally figured out what the most important aspect of my ideal woman would be.

So with out further ado here it is.

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Old 29th March 2006, 02:44 PM   #2
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Old 29th March 2006, 08:52 PM   #3
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Old 29th March 2006, 10:20 PM   #4
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rofl, nice. now wheres the picture of the woman smacking the man upside the head??
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Hmm... I wounder when he installed it to make it to 31 years of marriage

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Old 30th March 2006, 12:37 AM   #6
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Hmm... I wounder when he installed it to make it to 31 years of marriage
About 10 years after she had 2 german shepards, a cat and me spayed, in a week.

We did it when she fell asleep drunk.:grin:

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she had 2 german shepards, a cat and me spayed, in a week.
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