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Old 17th October 2006, 08:42 PM   #1
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Must be the leather

When a woman wears leather clothing, A mans heart beats quicker, his throat gets dry, he goes weak in the knees, and he begins to think irrationally.
Ever wonder why?







She smells like a new truck.

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Old 17th October 2006, 09:23 PM   #2
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....hahaaha

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Old 17th October 2006, 10:18 PM   #3
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hehe
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Old 21st October 2006, 07:34 AM   #4
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haha. that's funny
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Old 21st October 2006, 07:46 AM   #5
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*laughs* yeah well if she wears lots of perfume the truck then smells like her doesn't it?

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