Mother's Milk

Mercedes · 28th June 2007, 11:03 PM

Students in an advanced Biology class were taking their mid-term exam.

The last question was: "Name seven advantages of

"Mothers Milk." This question was worth 70 points or none at all. One

student, who had partied late the night before, had trouble thinking of

seven advantages.

He wrote:

1. It is perfect formula for the child.

2. It provides immunity against several diseases.

3. It is always at the right temperature.

4. It is inexpensive.

5. It bonds the child to mother, and vice versa.

6. It is always available as needed.

And then, the student was stuck. Finally, in desperation, just before the bell rang, indicating the end of the test, he wrote:

7. It comes in such cute containers.

He got an "A"

**Adri** · 29th June 2007, 12:19 AM

TigerEyeJade · 29th June 2007, 12:36 AM

NOw that was just too cute, I loved that one. plus the fact that my daughter in law gave birth which i got to watch on the 26, and she is nursing. Birth is a beautiful thing

**kingtony** · 29th June 2007, 07:37 AM

i liked it nice

28th June 2007, 11:03 PM	#1
Mercedes Banned Join Date: Sep 2006 Shard: Chessy Posts: 768 Gold: 108 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Mother's Milk Students in an advanced Biology class were taking their mid-term exam. The last question was: "Name seven advantages of "Mothers Milk." This question was worth 70 points or none at all. One student, who had partied late the night before, had trouble thinking of seven advantages. He wrote: 1. It is perfect formula for the child. 2. It provides immunity against several diseases. 3. It is always at the right temperature. 4. It is inexpensive. 5. It bonds the child to mother, and vice versa. 6. It is always available as needed. And then, the student was stuck. Finally, in desperation, just before the bell rang, indicating the end of the test, he wrote: 7. It comes in such cute containers. He got an "A"

29th June 2007, 12:19 AM	#2
Adri Wearing metal panties in a lightning storm Join Date: May 2004 Shard: Pacific/Landroval Posts: 3,851 Gold: 920 My Mood: Thanks: 210 Thanked 117 Times in 84 Posts Awards Showcase Total Awards: 2	Re: Mother's Milk lol We are all broken and wounded in this world. Some choose to grow strong at the broken places. --Harold J. Duarte-Bernhardt

29th June 2007, 12:36 AM	#3
TigerEyeJade DragonStone Guild Atlantic Shard Join Date: May 2007 Shard: Atlantic Posts: 110 Gold: 52 Thanks: 0 Thanked 1 Time in 1 Post	Re: Mother's Milk NOw that was just too cute, I loved that one. plus the fact that my daughter in law gave birth which i got to watch on the 26, and she is nursing. Birth is a beautiful thing TigerEyeJade DragonStone Guild (DGS) Atlantic Shard

29th June 2007, 07:37 AM	#4
kingtony How do you tell when you run out of invisible ink? Join Date: Jan 2007 Shard: alantic Posts: 2,648 Gold: 194 Thanks: 0 Thanked 1 Time in 1 Post	Re: Mother's Milk i liked it nice

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