10th April 2007, 09:03 AM
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| Banned  Join Date: Sep 2006 Shard: Chessy
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  | more redneck stuff You're An EXTREME Redneck When..... 1. You let your 14-year-old daughter smoke at the dinner table in front of her kids. 2. The Blue Book value of your truck goes up and down depending on how much gas is in it. 3. You've been married three times and still have the same in-laws. 4. You think a woman who is "out of your league" bowls on a different night. 5. You wonder how service stations keep their rest-rooms so clean. 6. Someone in your family died right after saying, "Hey, guys, watch this." 7. You think Dom Perignon is a Mafia leader. 8. Your wife's hairdo was once ruined by a ceiling fan. 9. Your junior prom offered day care. 10. You think the last words of the "Star-Spangled Banner" are "Gentlemen, start your engines." 11. You lit a match in the bathroom and your house exploded right off its wheels. 12. The Halloween pumpkin on your porch has more teeth than your spouse. 13. You have to go outside to get something from the fridge. 14. One of your kids was born on a pool table. 15. You need one more hole punched in your card to get a freebie at the House of Tattoos. 16. You can't get married to your sweetheart because there's a law against it. 17. You think loading the dishwasher means getting your wife drunk. |
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10th April 2007, 09:10 AM
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| Madien of the Great Blue  Join Date: Jun 2006 Shard: Absolutely playing no games
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| Re: more redneck stuff Haha got to love the Rednecks they are fairly entertaining! *sigh* I miss Kentucky... -RMS Carpathia-   -Back to the Future 2- Marty McFly: There he is, Doc! Let's land on him, we'll cripple his car. Doctor Emmett L. Brown: Marty, he's in a '46 Ford, we're in a DeLorean. He'd rip through us like we were tin foil. -RMS Carpathia- |
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10th April 2007, 10:50 AM
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| No Rest for the Wicked  Join Date: Dec 2006 Shard: Hokuto/Lake Austin
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| Re: more redneck stuff hehehe Good one. Guildmaster, No Rest for the Wicked (NRW) Hokuto |
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10th April 2007, 10:54 AM
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| Knowledge is power, and power corrupts. So study hard and be evil.  Join Date: Dec 2006 Shard: WoW Perenolde/Blackwater Raiders
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| Re: more redneck stuff 6. Someone in your family died right after saying, "Hey, guys, watch this." LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!  Siggy courtesy of Nevaeh, thank you! |
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10th April 2007, 05:35 PM
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| Re: more redneck stuff Lol:grin:  |
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10th April 2007, 06:07 PM
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| Madam of Mayhem  Join Date: Sep 2006 Shard: Lake Austin
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| Re: more redneck stuff LOL   |
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