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26th September 2007, 11:55 AM
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  | The monkey and the car crash A police officer came upon a terrible car crash where two people had been killed. As he looked at the wreckage a little monkey came out of the brush and hopped around the crashed car. The officer looked down at the monkey and said, "I wish you could talk." The monkey looked up at the officer and nodded his head. "You can understand what I'm saying?"asked the officer. Again, the monkey nodded. "Well, did you see what happened?" The monkey nodded. He pretended to have a can in his hand and turned it up to his mouth. "They were drinking?" asked the officer. The monkey nodded. The monkey then pinched his fingers together and held them to his mouth, sucking deeply. "They were smoking marijuana too?" asked the officer. The monkey nodded. He made a sexual sign with his fingers "So they were playing around as well!?" asked the astounded officer. Again, the monkey nodded. "Now wait, you're saying your owners were drinking, smoking and playing around before they wrecked the car?" The monkey nodded. "What were you doing during all this?" asked the officer. The monkey held up his hands on an imaginary steering wheel.   |
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26th September 2007, 03:31 PM
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| Re: The monkey and the car crash good one |
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26th September 2007, 08:45 PM
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| Re: The monkey and the car crash What is really sad is that instead of a joke I think this really happend... Power is not given, it is taken! |
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26th September 2007, 08:54 PM
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| Re: The monkey and the car crash Oh my... I have no idea what to say. I'm just laughing at that story. |
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| Re: The monkey and the car crash Lol..nice For to win one hundred victories in one hundred battles is not the acme of skill. To subdue the enemy without fighting is the acme of skill. |
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