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Old 12th June 2007, 12:20 PM   #1
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mens guide for picking out clothes

---------- ----------- -------------------
| Are there| No | Are there | "What's a | Are there clothes |
|clothes in|---->|clothes in | hamper?" | strewn in random |
| dresser? | |the hamper?|---------->|piles on the floor?|
---------- ----------- -------------------
| Yes | Yes | Yes | No
+------------------------------------ V
| -------
V | Buy |
--------------- | more |
| Take whatever | |clothes|
| is on top | -------
--------------- -----------------------
| | |
V V |
-------- No --------- -----------
| Is |------------>| Perform | "Ohmigosh" | Spray |
| it | Not sure | smell |------------->| with |
| clean? |------------>| test | | deodorant |
-------- --------- -----------
| Yes | "Not bad"
+--------------------
|
V
-------------- ---------
|For underwear:| "Which ones are |Will they| "I may get
|Are there many| for my legs?" | be | arrested."
| holes? |----------------->| visible?|--------
-------------- --------- |
| No | No V
+------------------------------ -------------
| |Place item on|
| | dirty pile; |
| | start over |
| -------------
V
--------- ------------ ----------------------
| Is it | Yes | Do you | Yes | But would you rather |
|wrinkled?|----->|really care?|----->| have a tick on your |
--------- ------------ | eyeball than iron a |
| No | No | shirt? |
| | ----------------------
| | | Yes
+------------------------------------------------
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V
-------- Kinda ------- -----------
| Does |------------------>| Is it | No | Seek the |
| it | "Does it what?" | dark |------->| advice of |
| match? |------------------>| out? | | a female |
-------- ------- -----------
| Yes | Yes
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| Put on |
| clothes! |
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Old 12th June 2007, 02:40 PM   #3
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reminds me of the college days thats why i posted
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