Max

Mercedes · 24th May 2007, 07:19 AM

Here it is! Men's answer to Maxine.

MAX

Men strike back!

How many men does it take to open a beer?
None. It should be opened when she brings it.
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Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman?
Because a woman who can't even afford a washing machine will probably never be able to support you.
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Why do women have smaller feet than men?
It's one of those "evolutionary things" that allows
Them to stand closer to the kitchen sink.
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How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart?
When she starts a sentence with "A man once told me..."
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How do you fix a woman's watch?
You don't. There is a clock on the oven.

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Why do men pass gas more than women?
Because women can't shut up long enough to build up the required pressure.
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If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife is yelling at the front door , who do you let in first?
The dog , of course. He'll shut up once you let him in.
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What's worse than a Male Chauvinist Pig?
A woman who won't do what she's told
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I married a Miss Right.
I just didn't know her first name was Always.
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Scientists have discovered a food that diminishes a woman's sex drive by 90%.
It's called a Wedding Cake.
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Why do men die before their wives?
They want to.
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Women will never be equal to men until they can walk down the street with a bald head and a beer gut , and still think they are sexy.
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In the beginning , God created the earth and rested.
Then God created Man and rested.
Then God created Woman.
Since then , neither God nor Man has rested.

DarksieD · 24th May 2007, 03:10 PM

hehe...while your on the redneck guys kick here's another one..
What do you tell a woman with two black eyes?
Nothing you already told her twice.

TigerEyeJade · 24th May 2007, 03:14 PM

Oh u guys are so wrong for that, ur woman is going to come back and bite u for those remarks LOL

24th May 2007, 07:19 AM	#1
Mercedes Banned Join Date: Sep 2006 Shard: Chessy Posts: 774 Gold: 99 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Max Here it is! Men's answer to Maxine. MAX Men strike back! How many men does it take to open a beer? None. It should be opened when she brings it. --------------------------------------------------- Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman? Because a woman who can't even afford a washing machine will probably never be able to support you. --------------------------------------------------- Why do women have smaller feet than men? It's one of those "evolutionary things" that allows Them to stand closer to the kitchen sink. --------------------------------------------------- How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart? When she starts a sentence with "A man once told me..." --------------------------------------------------- How do you fix a woman's watch? You don't. There is a clock on the oven. --------------------------------------------------- Why do men pass gas more than women? Because women can't shut up long enough to build up the required pressure. --------------------------------------------------- If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife is yelling at the front door , who do you let in first? The dog , of course. He'll shut up once you let him in. --------------------------------------------------- What's worse than a Male Chauvinist Pig? A woman who won't do what she's told --------------------------------------------------- I married a Miss Right. I just didn't know her first name was Always. --------------------------------------------------- Scientists have discovered a food that diminishes a woman's sex drive by 90%. It's called a Wedding Cake. --------------------------------------------------- Why do men die before their wives? They want to. --------------------------------------------------- Women will never be equal to men until they can walk down the street with a bald head and a beer gut , and still think they are sexy. --------------------------------------------------- In the beginning , God created the earth and rested. Then God created Man and rested. Then God created Woman. Since then , neither God nor Man has rested.

24th May 2007, 03:10 PM	#2
DarksieD The old guy from Atlantic Join Date: Dec 2006 Shard: Atlantic/Lake Austin Posts: 855 Gold: 2,774 My Mood: Thanks: 6 Thanked 10 Times in 8 Posts	Re: Max hehe...while your on the redneck guys kick here's another one.. What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing you already told her twice.

24th May 2007, 03:14 PM	#3
TigerEyeJade DragonStone Guild Atlantic Shard Join Date: May 2007 Shard: Atlantic Posts: 110 Gold: 51 Thanks: 0 Thanked 1 Time in 1 Post	Re: Max Oh u guys are so wrong for that, ur woman is going to come back and bite u for those remarks LOL TigerEyeJade DragonStone Guild (DGS) Atlantic Shard