8th December 2006, 05:38 PM
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| Wycorp--Dwarf Hunter  Join Date: Jul 2005 Shard: Area 52
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  | Male or Female?? You might not have known this, but a lot of non-living objects are actually either male or female. Here are some examples: FREEZER BAGS: They are male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them. PHOTOCOPIERS: These are female, because once turned off; it takes a while to warm them up again. They are an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can also wreak havoc if you push the wrong buttons. TIRES: Tires are male, because they go bald easily and are often over inflated. HOT AIR BALLOONS: Also a male object, because to get them to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under their butt. SPONGES: These are female, because they are soft, squeezable and retain water. WEB PAGES: Female, because they're constantly being looked at and frequently getting hit on. TRAINS: Definitely male, because they always use the same old lines for picking up people. EGG TIMERS: Egg timers are female because, over time, all the weight shifts to the bottom. HAMMERS: Male, because in the last 5000 years, they've hardly changed at all, and are occasionally handy to have around. THE REMOTE CONTROL: Female. Ha! You probably thought it would be male, but consider this: It easily gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know which buttons to push, he just keeps trying.   |
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8th December 2006, 06:30 PM
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| Banned  Join Date: May 2006 Shard: Pacific
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| Re: Male or Female?? Lol |
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8th December 2006, 09:01 PM
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| Madam of Mayhem  Join Date: Sep 2006 Shard: Lake Austin
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| Re: Male or Female??  hehe |
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8th December 2006, 11:00 PM
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| ♥Yr Mangled Heart♥    Join Date: Mar 2006 Shard: Black Water Raiders
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| Re: Male or Female?? ho ho that was a good one   |
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8th December 2006, 11:52 PM
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| Madien of the Great Blue  Join Date: Jun 2006 Shard: Absolutely playing no games
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| Re: Male or Female?? Hmm so what are ships, cars, trucks, and other things? I am curious now... that is pretty funny! Oh yes and toasters Microwaves.. television stuff like that. Heck a computer! I named "him" Gorefang but known my luck it be a female >_< That is pretty funny! -RMS Carpathia-  -Back to the Future 2- Marty McFly: There he is, Doc! Let's land on him, we'll cripple his car. Doctor Emmett L. Brown: Marty, he's in a '46 Ford, we're in a DeLorean. He'd rip through us like we were tin foil. -RMS Carpathia- |
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12th December 2006, 08:24 AM
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| Timeless Treasures Co-Owner  Join Date: Mar 2006 Shard: Legends
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| Re: Male or Female?? A PC would be - Male - Because it works well sometimes but often makes mistake from the simplest task, and often has "Memory Losses". A Mac would be - Female - Cause they are streamline, more artsy, work harder but get less credit then the PC, and often work better then the PC. Televisions - Female - Because they seem to know what you want but always change the subject right when you think it's going somewhere {commercials}  . {kinda like getting ready to make love and then they pop a hypothetical question on you ARG!!!}Ok I'm going to stop b4 I get slapped  Timeless Treasures Auctions on Legends Grand Re-Opening to be announced - Contact me for more info |
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12th December 2006, 08:34 AM
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| Born again Newb  Join Date: Mar 2005 Shard: Lake Superior
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| Re: Male or Female?? hehe, what about a Stapler? |
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12th December 2006, 03:50 PM
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| Madien of the Great Blue Join Date: Jun 2006 Shard: Absolutely playing no games
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| Re: Male or Female?? Quote:
-RMS Olympic- -Back to the Future 2- Marty McFly: There he is, Doc! Let's land on him, we'll cripple his car. Doctor Emmett L. Brown: Marty, he's in a '46 Ford, we're in a DeLorean. He'd rip through us like we were tin foil. -RMS Carpathia- | |
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12th December 2006, 04:31 PM
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| Re: Male or Female?? Funny =-) I gree with you on all of them lol  |
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