Male or Female??

**Ezekiel** · 8th December 2006, 04:38 PM

You might not have known this, but a lot of non-living objects are actually either male or female. Here are some examples:

FREEZER BAGS: They are male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them.

PHOTOCOPIERS: These are female, because once turned off; it takes a while to warm them up again.

They are an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can also wreak havoc if you push the wrong buttons.

TIRES: Tires are male, because they go bald easily and are often over inflated.

HOT AIR BALLOONS: Also a male object, because to get them to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under their butt.

SPONGES: These are female, because they are soft, squeezable and retain water.

WEB PAGES:
Female, because they're constantly being looked at and frequently getting hit on.

TRAINS: Definitely male, because they always use the same old lines for picking up people.

EGG TIMERS: Egg timers are female because, over time, all the weight shifts to the bottom.

HAMMERS: Male, because in the last 5000 years, they've hardly changed at all, and are occasionally handy to have around.

THE REMOTE CONTROL: Female. Ha! You probably thought it would be male, but consider this: It easily gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know which buttons to push, he just keeps trying.

Im Free · 8th December 2006, 05:30 PM

Rascal · 8th December 2006, 08:01 PM

hehe

**bendavho** · 8th December 2006, 08:25 PM

**Snugglebunny** · 8th December 2006, 10:00 PM

ho ho that was a good one

RMS Carpathia · 8th December 2006, 10:52 PM

Hmm so what are ships, cars, trucks, and other things? I am curious now... that is pretty funny! Oh yes and toasters Microwaves.. television stuff like that. Heck a computer! I named "him" Gorefang but known my luck it be a female >_<

That is pretty funny!

-RMS Carpathia-

Tovladian Soltyr · 12th December 2006, 07:24 AM

A PC would be - Male - Because it works well sometimes but often makes mistake from the simplest task, and often has "Memory Losses".

A Mac would be - Female - Cause they are streamline, more artsy, work harder but get less credit then the PC, and often work better then the PC.

Televisions - Female - Because they seem to know what you want but always change the subject right when you think it's going somewhere {commercials}

. {kinda like getting ready to make love and then they pop a hypothetical question on you ARG!!!}

Ok I'm going to stop b4 I get slapped

Lady Destiny LS · 12th December 2006, 07:34 AM

hehe, what about a Stapler?

RMS Carpathia · 12th December 2006, 02:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tovladian Soltyr

A PC would be - Male - Because it works well sometimes but often makes mistake from the simplest task, and often has "Memory Losses".

A Mac would be - Female - Cause they are streamline, more artsy, work harder but get less credit then the PC, and often work better then the PC.

Televisions - Female - Because they seem to know what you want but always change the subject right when you think it's going somewhere {commercials}

. {kinda like getting ready to make love and then they pop a hypothetical question on you ARG!!!}

Ok I'm going to stop b4 I get slapped

Haha Tovladian! And don't worry about being slapped... I do not do that sort of thing.

-RMS Olympic-

lklovelykiki24 · 12th December 2006, 03:31 PM

Funny =-) I gree with you on all of them lol

Craig · 13th December 2006, 02:03 AM

That was a good one m8

8th December 2006, 04:38 PM	#1
Ezekiel Wycorp--Dwarf Hunter Join Date: Jul 2005 Shard: Area 52 Posts: 2,504 Thanks: 0 Thanked 8 Times in 6 Posts	Male or Female?? You might not have known this, but a lot of non-living objects are actually either male or female. Here are some examples: FREEZER BAGS: They are male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them. PHOTOCOPIERS: These are female, because once turned off; it takes a while to warm them up again. They are an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can also wreak havoc if you push the wrong buttons. TIRES: Tires are male, because they go bald easily and are often over inflated. HOT AIR BALLOONS: Also a male object, because to get them to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under their butt. SPONGES: These are female, because they are soft, squeezable and retain water. WEB PAGES: Female, because they're constantly being looked at and frequently getting hit on. TRAINS: Definitely male, because they always use the same old lines for picking up people. EGG TIMERS: Egg timers are female because, over time, all the weight shifts to the bottom. HAMMERS: Male, because in the last 5000 years, they've hardly changed at all, and are occasionally handy to have around. THE REMOTE CONTROL: Female. Ha! You probably thought it would be male, but consider this: It easily gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know which buttons to push, he just keeps trying. __________________

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RMS Carpathia Madien of the Great Blue Join Date: Jun 2006 Shard: City of Heroes - Virtue Shard Posts: 1,903 Thanks: 3 Thanked 3 Times in 3 Posts	Re: Male or Female?? Hmm so what are ships, cars, trucks, and other things? I am curious now... that is pretty funny! Oh yes and toasters Microwaves.. television stuff like that. Heck a computer! I named "him" Gorefang but known my luck it be a female >_< That is pretty funny! -RMS Carpathia- __________________

12th December 2006, 07:24 AM	#7
Tovladian Soltyr Timeless Treasures Co-Owner Join Date: Mar 2006 Shard: Legends Posts: 562 Thanks: 6 Thanked 4 Times in 4 Posts	Re: Male or Female?? A PC would be - Male - Because it works well sometimes but often makes mistake from the simplest task, and often has "Memory Losses". A Mac would be - Female - Cause they are streamline, more artsy, work harder but get less credit then the PC, and often work better then the PC. Televisions - Female - Because they seem to know what you want but always change the subject right when you think it's going somewhere {commercials} . {kinda like getting ready to make love and then they pop a hypothetical question on you ARG!!!} Ok I'm going to stop b4 I get slapped __________________ Timeless Treasures Auctions on Legends Grand Re-Opening to be announced - Contact me for more info

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Lady Destiny LS Born again Newb Join Date: Mar 2005 Shard: Lake Superior Posts: 287 Thanks: 1 Thanked 1 Time in 1 Post	Re: Male or Female?? hehe, what about a Stapler?

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Craig wanna be mage/tamer of europa Join Date: Dec 2006 Shard: europa Posts: 61 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Re: Male or Female?? That was a good one m8

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