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13th February 2006, 03:47 PM
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  | Love, Lust and Marriage ... In honor of Valentines our married, mother of one "middle" child sent us this - so blame her and not me folks!  Love, Lust and Marriage Love: When you take a bubble bath together Lust: When you take a bath in Jell-o together Marriage: When you give the kids a bath Love: A romantic candle-light dinner for two Lust: "Do I have to buy you dinner first?" Marriage: 4 McDonald's Happy Meals . . . to go Love: Giving your love some candy Lust: Thinking you are the candy Marriage: Scraping the kids' candy off of the carpet Love: Sex every night Lust: Sex 5 times a night Marriage: What's sex? Love: A night out at the symphony Lust: A night out at the Holiday Inn Marriage: A night out at Sesame Street On Ice Love: French perfume Lust: Brut aftershave Marriage: "The baby needs changing. . ." Love: Lending your jacket to your love when he/she is cold Lust: "I can think of a way to stay warm . . ." Marriage: Your teenaged daughter has borrowed all of your jackets Love: Talking and cuddling Lust: Rolling over and falling asleep Marriage: Getting up to wash your hands . . . Love: Finding the "Fell in Love on AOL" room Lust: Finding the "Blonde Dominatrix" room Marriage: Finding the "Married and Looking" room Love: Long drives through the countryside Lust: Long parking sessions at Lover's Lookout Marriage: Long drives with the kids screaming in the backseat |
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16th February 2006, 03:26 AM
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| Re: Love, Lust and Marriage ... ok little sister there hit it on the head wonder if wendy and her were talking again????? Quote:
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