The Lone Ranger was ambushed and captured by an enemy Indian
war party.

The Indian Chief proclaims, "So, you are the great Lone
Ranger. In honor of the Harvest Festival, you will be executed in
three days. But, before I kill you, I will grant you three requests. What
is your first request?"

The Lone Ranger responds, "I'd like to speak to my horse."

The Chief nods and Silver is brought before the Lone
Ranger, who whispers in Silver's ear, and the horse gallops away.

Later that evening, Silver returns with a beautiful blonde
woman on his back.

As the Indian Chief watches, the blonde enters the Lone
Ranger's tent and spends the night. The next morning the Indian Chief admits
he's impressed.

"You have very fine and loyal horse, but I will still kill
you in two days."
"What is your second request?"

The Lone Ranger again asks to speak to his horse. Silver
is brought to him
and he again whispers in the horse's ear.

As before, Silver takes off across the plains and
disappears over the horizon. Later that evening, to the Chief's surprise,
Silver again returns, this time with a brunette, even more attractive than the
blonde.

She enters the Lone Ranger's tent and spends the night.

The following morning the Indian Chief is again impressed.

"You are indeed a man of many talents, but I still kill
you tomorrow."

"What is your last request?"

The Lone Ranger responds," I'd like to speak to my
horse....ALONE."

The Chief is curious, but he agrees, and Silver is brought
to the Lone Ranger's tent.

Once they're alone, the Lone Ranger grabs Silver by both
ears, looks him square in the eye and says, "Listen very carefully, you
lunkhead, for the last time............... BRING POSSE!!!!!!!!!!

Oldie but goodie.