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Old 10th October 2006, 07:25 AM   #1
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October 09, 2006 12:00am

A WOMAN has suffered severe burning to her anus after being struck by lightning which hit her in the mouth and passed right through her body.

Natasha Timarovic, 27, was cleaning her teeth at home when lightning struck the building.

She said: "I had just put my mouth under the tap to rinse away the toothpaste when the lightning must have struck the building.

I don't remember much after that, but I was later told that the lightning had travelled down the water pipe and struck me on the mouth, passing through my body.

It was incredibly painful, I felt it pass through my torso and then I don't remember much at all." Doctors at the city hospital where she was treated for burns to the mouth and rear said: "The accident is bizarre but not impossible.

She was wearing rubber bathroom shoes at the time and so instead of earthing through her feet it appears the electricity shot out of her backside," a medic told local television news channel, 24 Sata.

"It appears to have earthed through the damp shower curtain that she was touching as she bent over to put her mouth under the tap. If she had not been wearing the shoes she would probably have been killed by the blast."


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Not really news, nor overly funny. A bit comical I guess.

But the real lesson I got from this one, was DON'T drink directly from the facet during a lightning storm!
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Old 10th October 2006, 07:32 AM   #2
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Re: Lightning exits woman's bottom
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Old 10th October 2006, 08:01 AM   #3
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haha oh man that would hurt SO bad!

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Old 10th October 2006, 08:13 AM   #4
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Ohhh my....
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Old 10th October 2006, 09:04 AM   #5
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rofl...kinda like peein on the electric fence?
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Re: Lightning exits woman's bottom
being from Indiana - I do know people who have pee'd on electrical fences... heard them to. Sounds bad....

as for the girl - notice how she remembers everything to it passing through her torso but conveniently forgets the part where she shot lightening out her butt

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I can't comment... there's just too much there...
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This proves that theoretically it's possible that William Wallace actually DID shoot lightning out of his arse.
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LOL... I'm a little uncomfortable in my computer chair right now... sheesh!
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Big butt?
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Maybe?

I give you a C for effort and a D for tact.
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Why beat behind the bush? I'm an upfront guy
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