The Lady and the Artist

**Vepl** · 3rd April 2007, 01:43 PM

*disclaimer: The following is a fictitious story. The names have been changed to protect the innocent. Any resemblance to anyone living, dead or on this forum is purely coincidental*

Lady Snuggs was headed for her seat at the hockey game. When she noticed the renowned Artist Dip. Since Lady Snuggs had always wanted a portrait of herself, she walked up to Dip. After the introductions Lady Snuggs asked if the renowned Artist Dip would paint a portrait of her in the nude. She offered to pay 10,000 GP and no bunny bops for a year if he would. The Artist Dip was shocked at the proposal and politely refused.

Lady Snuggs continued to her seat to watch the game. During the game Lady Snuggs was still considering what to up the offer to the Artist Dip. It was an exciting game. The highlight of the game for Lady Snuggs was when her favorite player, Maddux was body checked into the glass right in front of her. She could have touched his bloody nose if hadn't been for the glass.

As Lady Snuggs was escorted to the party following the game. She saw the Artist Dip standing by the punch bowl. Going over to him, Lady Snuggs once again requested that he paint her in the nude. She would pay 100,000 GP, no bunny bops for a year and citrus would not be mentioned. Artist Dip thought about this offer for a few moments but again politely refused.

As Lady Snuggs went to get her dance card she realized she was close to getting her portrait done. All she had to do was raise the payment. Her first dance was with the Gallant Cabe. After the wonderful dance with the Gallant Cabe, time seemed a blur as she gracefully danced with Prince Merth, Duke Ben, Lord Lord of Shadows, Knight Buddy Lee, King Adam, Knight Kellen and Lord Baldguy. At last it was the renowned Artist Dip's turn. She elegantly followed his lead. As they seemed to glide over the dance floor she once again asked the renowned Artist Dip to paint her in the nude and she would gladly pay 1,000,000 GP, no bunny bops for a year, citrus would not be mentioned, she would keep the code and would not tell the SECRET. The Artist Dip took just a moment and accepted this offer.

He did have one request. He ask if it would be ok if he wore a belt to hold his brushes.

**Snugglebunny** · 3rd April 2007, 02:01 PM

haha Thank you Vepl. I've been having a rotten day *hugs* :bigsmirk4:

**DiP** · 3rd April 2007, 02:06 PM

Hahahahahahaha!!!!!

And yet, seems vaguely familiar...

buddy lee · 3rd April 2007, 03:16 PM

Lord of Shadows · 4th April 2007, 05:41 AM

Very funny.

Mercedes · 4th April 2007, 09:24 AM

ah that was so cute Vepl, so nicely done!!

**Ally** · 4th April 2007, 09:32 AM

Hehe nice story

3rd April 2007, 01:43 PM	#1
Vepl Forum Legend Join Date: Oct 2006 Shard: Lake Superior Posts: 3,641 Gold: 570 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	The Lady and the Artist disclaimer: The following is a fictitious story. The names have been changed to protect the innocent. Any resemblance to anyone living, dead or on this forum is purely coincidental Lady Snuggs was headed for her seat at the hockey game. When she noticed the renowned Artist Dip. Since Lady Snuggs had always wanted a portrait of herself, she walked up to Dip. After the introductions Lady Snuggs asked if the renowned Artist Dip would paint a portrait of her in the nude. She offered to pay 10,000 GP and no bunny bops for a year if he would. The Artist Dip was shocked at the proposal and politely refused. Lady Snuggs continued to her seat to watch the game. During the game Lady Snuggs was still considering what to up the offer to the Artist Dip. It was an exciting game. The highlight of the game for Lady Snuggs was when her favorite player, Maddux was body checked into the glass right in front of her. She could have touched his bloody nose if hadn't been for the glass. As Lady Snuggs was escorted to the party following the game. She saw the Artist Dip standing by the punch bowl. Going over to him, Lady Snuggs once again requested that he paint her in the nude. She would pay 100,000 GP, no bunny bops for a year and citrus would not be mentioned. Artist Dip thought about this offer for a few moments but again politely refused. As Lady Snuggs went to get her dance card she realized she was close to getting her portrait done. All she had to do was raise the payment. Her first dance was with the Gallant Cabe. After the wonderful dance with the Gallant Cabe, time seemed a blur as she gracefully danced with Prince Merth, Duke Ben, Lord Lord of Shadows, Knight Buddy Lee, King Adam, Knight Kellen and Lord Baldguy. At last it was the renowned Artist Dip's turn. She elegantly followed his lead. As they seemed to glide over the dance floor she once again asked the renowned Artist Dip to paint her in the nude and she would gladly pay 1,000,000 GP, no bunny bops for a year, citrus would not be mentioned, she would keep the code and would not tell the SECRET. The Artist Dip took just a moment and accepted this offer. He did have one request. He ask if it would be ok if he wore a belt to hold his brushes. Another Quality Job by Atlas607 Member of K*S

3rd April 2007, 02:01 PM	#2
Snugglebunny ♥Yr Mangled Heart♥ Join Date: Mar 2006 Shard: Black Water Raiders Posts: 8,755 Gold: 6,535 My Mood: Thanks: 213 Thanked 48 Times in 35 Posts	Re: The Lady and the Artist haha Thank you Vepl. I've been having a rotten day hugs :bigsmirk4: Sig courtsey of Nevaeh. He rawwwwks! AdamD: You made me cry tears of pink sadness and despair! "Two Minutes in Heaven is Better then One Minute in Heaven." I'm not wearing my business socks for nothing

3rd April 2007, 02:06 PM	#3
DiP Ronin<br>UOForums Bouncer Join Date: Jan 2006 Shard: Black Water Raiders, Azeroth Posts: 9,141 Gold: 19,413 My Mood: Thanks: 141 Thanked 100 Times in 84 Posts	Re: The Lady and the Artist Hahahahahahaha!!!!! And yet, seems vaguely familiar... Thanks again Maddux! Adri: women don't discuss men while in the bathroom, we sacrifice small animals and smoke tampons rolls eyes

3rd April 2007, 03:16 PM	#4
buddy lee Agent Zero Join Date: Oct 2006 Shard: Atlantic Posts: 1,953 Gold: 13,925 Thanks: 19 Thanked 25 Times in 23 Posts	Re: The Lady and the Artist hehe

4th April 2007, 05:41 AM	#5
Lord of Shadows No Rest for the Wicked Join Date: Dec 2006 Shard: Hokuto/Lake Austin Posts: 633 Gold: 1,002 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Re: The Lady and the Artist Very funny. Guildmaster, No Rest for the Wicked (NRW) Hokuto

4th April 2007, 09:24 AM	#6
Mercedes Banned Join Date: Sep 2006 Shard: Chessy Posts: 774 Gold: 97 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Re: The Lady and the Artist ah that was so cute Vepl, so nicely done!!

4th April 2007, 09:32 AM	#7
Ally The Couch Hottie Join Date: Aug 2004 Shard: Lake Austin, Atlantic Posts: 4,420 Gold: 2,944 My Mood: Thanks: 35 Thanked 10 Times in 10 Posts	Re: The Lady and the Artist Hehe nice story

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