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Old 7th February 2006, 04:57 PM   #1
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Laden's Valentine ...

Our son "the Marine" sent this one ... so blame him not me :grin:

Laden's Valentine

A little boy comes home from first grade and tells his father that he learned about the history of Valentine's Day.

"As Valentine's Day is for a Christian saint and we're Jewish," he asks, "will God get angry at me for giving someone a valentine?"


The father thinks for a moment and then says, "No, I don't think God would get mad. Who do you want to give a valentine to?"

"Osama Bin Laden," the boy says.

"Why Osama ," his father asks in disbelief.

"Well," David says, "I thought that if a little American Jewish boy could have enough love to give Osama a valentine, he might start to think that maybe we're not all bad, and maybe start loving people a little bit. And if other kids saw what I did and sent valentines to Osama, he'd jump with joy. And then he'd go all over and tell everyone how much he loved them and how he didn't hate anyone anymore."

Father's heart swells and he looks at his son with newfound pride and joy.

"David, that's the most wonderful thing I've ever heard."

"I know," David says, "and once that gets him out in the open, the Marines shoot him."

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Old 7th February 2006, 08:16 PM   #2
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Children make excellent mirrors of what we don't see in ourselves. They are amazing creatures.... when I read it, the child was a daughter.. but that doesn't matter. I still like it.

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