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2nd April 2007, 11:14 AM
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| Mith'quessir    Join Date: Mar 2005 Shard: Chesepeake
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  | KNow your state motto! KNOW YOUR STATE MOTTO Alabama Hell, Yes, We Have Electricity. Alaska 11,623 Eskimos Can't Be Wrong! Arizona Yes, But It's A Dry Heat. Arkansas Literacy Ain't Everythang. California By 30, Our Women Have More Plastic Than Your Honda. Colorado If You Don't Ski, Don't Bother. Connecticut Like Massachusetts , only smaller. Delaware We Really Do Like The Chemicals In Our Water. Florida Ask Us About Our Grand kids And Our Voting Skills. Georgia We Put The Fun In Fundamentalist Extremism. Hawaii Haka Tiki Mou Sha'ami Leeki Toru (Death To Mainland Scum, Leave Your Money) Idaho More Than Just Potatoes. Well, Okay, We're Not, But The Potatoes Sure Are Real Good Illinois Please, Don't Pronounce the "S" Indiana 2 Billion Years Tidal Wave Free Iowa We Do Amazing Things With Corn Kansas First Of The Rectangle states Kentucky Five Million People; Fifteen Last Names Louisiana We're Not ALL Drunk Cajun Wackos, But That's Our Tourism Campaign. Maine We're Really Cold, But We Have Cheap Lobster Maryland If You Can Dream It, We Can Tax It Massachusetts Our Taxes Are Lower Than Sweden's And Our Senators Are More Corrupt Michigan First Line Of Defense From The Canadians Minnesota 10,000 Lakes... And 10 Zillion Mosquitoes Mississippi Come visit And Feel Better About Your Own State Missouri Your Federal Flood Relief Tax Dollars At Work Montana Land Of The Big Sky, The Unabomber, Right-wing Crazies, and Honest Elections Nebraska Ask About Our State Motto Contest Nevada Hookers and Poker! New Hampshire Go Away And Leave Us Alone New Jersey You Want A ##$%##! Motto? I Got Yer ##$%##! Motto Right here! New Mexico Lizards Make Excellent Pets New York You Have The Right To Remain Silent, You Have The Right To An Attorney And No Right To Self Defense! North Carolina Tobacco Is A Vegetable North Dakota We Really Are One Of The 50 States! Ohio At Least We're Not Michigan Oklahoma Like The Play, But No Singing Oregon Spotted Owl... It's What's For Dinner Pennsylvania Cook With Coal Rhode Island We're Not REALLY An Island South Carolina Remember The Civil War? Well, We Didn't Actually Surrender, Yet! South Dakota Closer Than North Dakota Tennessee Home of the Al Gore Invention Museum Texas Se Hable Ingles Utah Our Jesus Is Better Than Your Jesus Vermont Too liberal for the Kennedys Virginia Who Says Government Stiffs And Slackjaw Yokels Don't Mix? Washington Our Governor can out-fraud your Governor! West Virginia One Big Happy Family...Really! Wisconsin Come Cut the Cheese! Wyoming Where Men are Men and the Sheep are Scared. Home of Brokeback Mountain The District of Columbia The Work-Free Drug Place   "Careful what you wish for, You just might get it all.... And then some you don't want" |
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2nd April 2007, 12:18 PM
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| Ronin UOForums Bouncer  Join Date: Jan 2006 Shard: Black Water Raiders, Azeroth
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| Re: KNow your state motto! Kentucky Five Million People; Fifteen Last Names HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA!!!!  Thanks again Maddux! Adri: women don't discuss men while in the bathroom, we sacrifice small animals and smoke tampons *rolls eyes* |
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2nd April 2007, 12:51 PM
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| Knowledge is power, and power corrupts. So study hard and be evil.  Join Date: Dec 2006 Shard: WoW Perenolde/Blackwater Raiders
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| Re: KNow your state motto! Pennsylvania Cook With Coal What the crap is that???  Siggy courtesy of Nevaeh, thank you! |
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2nd April 2007, 12:52 PM
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| Ronin UOForums Bouncer Join Date: Jan 2006 Shard: Black Water Raiders, Azeroth
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| Re: KNow your state motto! I don't know, wouldn't it be more appropriate to involve Steel in some way? Thanks again Maddux! Adri: women don't discuss men while in the bathroom, we sacrifice small animals and smoke tampons *rolls eyes* |
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2nd April 2007, 12:54 PM
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| Knowledge is power, and power corrupts. So study hard and be evil. Join Date: Dec 2006 Shard: WoW Perenolde/Blackwater Raiders
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| Re: KNow your state motto! Yeah, or even: "We share the road with the Amish." Coal... that's like the entire new england area, not just PA. *demands rewrite* lol Siggy courtesy of Nevaeh, thank you! |
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2nd April 2007, 06:57 PM
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| Madien of the Great Blue  Join Date: Jun 2006 Shard: Absolutely playing no games
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| Re: KNow your state motto! *stands proudly for Kentucky's Err well kind of... I like Kentucky just not the imbredding part >_<* Kentucky Five Million People; Fifteen Last Names HAHA!! That reminds me when Voradan and I got married down there... I can not remember exactally waht they said... but they pretty much asked if we were related by blood =P It was great! I wanted to laugh but kept it in And yeah the Minnesota one is on the money too >_< -RMS Carpathia-  -Back to the Future 2- Marty McFly: There he is, Doc! Let's land on him, we'll cripple his car. Doctor Emmett L. Brown: Marty, he's in a '46 Ford, we're in a DeLorean. He'd rip through us like we were tin foil. -RMS Carpathia- |
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2nd April 2007, 07:33 PM
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| Re: KNow your state motto! i think this one is most accurate Arizona Yes, But It's A Dry Heat. |
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3rd April 2007, 11:29 AM
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| Re: KNow your state motto! California By 30, Our Women Have More Plastic Than Your Honda. We northern californians really need to form our own state..... So Cal gives us such a bad rep. Of course our motto would no doubt have something to do with redwoods and ummmm... umm... green plants. Sandra Lee Mists of Avalon |
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3rd April 2007, 02:35 PM
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| Re: KNow your state motto! Michigan First Line Of Defense From The Canadians Watch us Canadians eh!! LOL |
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3rd April 2007, 02:47 PM
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