Killer Puzzle

**Adam** · 14th December 2006, 03:45 AM

A blonde calls her boyfriend and says, "Please come over here and help
me. I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out how to get
started."

Her boyfriend asks, "What is it supposed to be when it's
finished?"

The blonde says, "According to the picture on the box, it's a
rooster."

Her boyfriend decides to go over and help with the puzzle. She lets
him in and shows him where she has the puzzle spread all over the
table.

He studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at the box, then
turns to her and says, "First of all, no matter what we do, we're not
going to be able to assemble these pieces into anything resembling a
rooster."

He takes her hand and says, "Second, I want you to relax. Let's have a
nice cup of tea, and then ..." he said with a deep sigh, "Let's put
all these Corn Flakes back in the box."

**bendavho** · 14th December 2006, 06:28 AM

OMG, hahaha

Tovladian Soltyr · 14th December 2006, 08:41 AM

ROFL that's a good one

**bendavho** · 14th December 2006, 08:48 AM

You gotta love the blonde jokes, they never get old

Rascal · 14th December 2006, 09:43 AM

*looks in mirror* phew...no blonde here...

lklovelykiki24 · 14th December 2006, 09:55 AM

Good one got a good laugh out of it lol

**Adri** · 14th December 2006, 09:56 AM

**Ally** · 14th December 2006, 12:05 PM

lol!!!

14th December 2006, 03:45 AM	#1
Adam Lead Administrator Owner Join Date: Oct 1990 Posts: 5,260 Thanks: 34 Thanked 311 Times in 111 Posts	Killer Puzzle A blonde calls her boyfriend and says, "Please come over here and help me. I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out how to get started." Her boyfriend asks, "What is it supposed to be when it's finished?" The blonde says, "According to the picture on the box, it's a rooster." Her boyfriend decides to go over and help with the puzzle. She lets him in and shows him where she has the puzzle spread all over the table. He studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at the box, then turns to her and says, "First of all, no matter what we do, we're not going to be able to assemble these pieces into anything resembling a rooster." He takes her hand and says, "Second, I want you to relax. Let's have a nice cup of tea, and then ..." he said with a deep sigh, "Let's put all these Corn Flakes back in the box." __________________ Get your own personal forum Like these ones - Personal forum listing Bored @ work? Play in our arcade! Useful Tips on how to use UOForums Open your own blog

14th December 2006, 06:28 AM	#2
bendavho Forum Legend Join Date: Aug 2006 Shard: Lake Austin Posts: 3,564 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Re: Killer Puzzle OMG, hahaha __________________

14th December 2006, 08:41 AM	#3
Tovladian Soltyr Timeless Treasures Co-Owner Join Date: Mar 2006 Shard: Legends Posts: 562 Thanks: 6 Thanked 4 Times in 4 Posts	Re: Killer Puzzle ROFL that's a good one __________________ Timeless Treasures Auctions on Legends Grand Re-Opening to be announced - Contact me for more info

14th December 2006, 08:48 AM	#4
bendavho Forum Legend Join Date: Aug 2006 Shard: Lake Austin Posts: 3,564 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Re: Killer Puzzle You gotta love the blonde jokes, they never get old __________________

14th December 2006, 09:43 AM	#5
Rascal Madam of Mayhem Join Date: Sep 2006 Shard: Lake Austin Posts: 1,550 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Re: Killer Puzzle looks in mirror phew...no blonde here... __________________

14th December 2006, 09:55 AM	#6
lklovelykiki24 Werecat Princess =(^.^)= Join Date: Dec 2006 Shard: Lake Superior Posts: 684 Thanks: 11 Thanked 7 Times in 4 Posts	Re: Killer Puzzle Good one got a good laugh out of it lol __________________

14th December 2006, 09:56 AM	#7
Adri Wearing metal panties in a lightning storm Join Date: May 2004 Shard: Pacific/Landroval Posts: 3,502 Thanks: 92 Thanked 43 Times in 30 Posts Awards Showcase Total Awards: 2	Re: Killer Puzzle lol! __________________ We are all broken and wounded in this world. Some choose to grow strong at the broken places. --Harold J. Duarte-Bernhardt Thanks to Atlas for the fantastic sig!

14th December 2006, 12:05 PM	#8
Ally The Couch Hottie Join Date: Aug 2004 Shard: Lake Austin, Atlantic Posts: 4,371 Thanks: 12 Thanked 2 Times in 2 Posts	Re: Killer Puzzle lol!!! __________________

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