Killer Biscuits

**Snugglebunny** · 8th April 2006, 10:04 AM

KILLER BISCUITS WANTED FOR ATTEMPTED MURDER (actual AP headline)

Linda Burnett, 23, a resident of San Diego, was visiting her in-laws
and while there went to a nearby supermarket to pick up some groceries.

Several people noticed her sitting in her car with the windows rolled
up and with her eyes closed, with both hands behind the back of her
head.

One customer who had been at the store for a while became concerned
and walked over to the car. He noticed that Linda's eyes were now open,
and she looked very strange. He asked her if she was okay, and Linda
replied that she'd been shot in the back of the head, and had been holding her
brains in for over an hour.

The man called the paramedics, who broke into the car because the
doors were locked and Linda refused to remove her hands from her head. When
they finally got in, they found that Linda had a wad of bread dough on
the back of her head.

A Pillsbury biscuit canister had exploded from the heat, making a loud
noise that sounded like a gunshot, and the wad of dough hit her in the
back of her head. When she reached back to find out what it was, she
felt the dough and thought it was her brains. She initially passed
out, but quickly recovered and tried to hold her brains in for over an hour
until someone noticed and came to her aid.
Linda is a blonde, but I'm certain that's irrelevant.

Flutter · 8th April 2006, 10:08 AM

Oh>my>god>

L.o.l.

Talon · 8th April 2006, 10:18 AM

Prizim · 8th April 2006, 10:21 AM

Lol...

Flutter · 8th April 2006, 10:22 AM

See??? No one else could post LOL either!

**DiP** · 8th April 2006, 10:24 AM

LOL

That can't be true.

**Adri** · 8th April 2006, 11:18 AM

rofl
http://www.snopes.com/crime/safety/biscuit.htm

Cerwin Vega · 8th April 2006, 09:46 PM

ive seen that one before and laughed just as hard i know theirs some dumb people out their but i dont think someone could be that dumb

**Ally** · 8th April 2006, 10:56 PM

Lol!!!

Mapper · 9th April 2006, 03:34 PM

Ive seen this on Mythbusters.. They proved that it is possible!

**Adri** · 9th April 2006, 06:17 PM

Wait... if you get hit in the head by something (like a bullet) hard enough to open the skull, break the innner membrane, and damage the actual brain itself to the point where it is falling apart and coming out, you would still have enough motor control and/or cognizant thought to hold your brain in place? I've seen people with severe head trauma and find that a bit hard to believe. Granted it would depend on where the actual damage is. The back of your head is close to the brain stem and lower brain tho. If your brain stem goes, you are seriously screwed. I can't remember exactly what the posterior lobes do at the moment, but I am sure I could find it.

*mumbles something about old college books finally being useful and wanders off*

Adrianna Danere · 10th April 2006, 12:36 AM

:shocked:

As unbelievable as it sounds I really can't say whether it could be true or not. People never cease to surprise me anymore, when you think you've heard the most idiotic thing ever something and someone will always top it... incredible how evolution works eh?

8th April 2006, 10:04 AM	#1
Snugglebunny ♥Yr Mangled Heart♥ Join Date: Mar 2006 Shard: Black Water Raiders Posts: 8,468 Thanks: 125 Thanked 33 Times in 24 Posts	Killer Biscuits KILLER BISCUITS WANTED FOR ATTEMPTED MURDER (actual AP headline) Linda Burnett, 23, a resident of San Diego, was visiting her in-laws and while there went to a nearby supermarket to pick up some groceries. Several people noticed her sitting in her car with the windows rolled up and with her eyes closed, with both hands behind the back of her head. One customer who had been at the store for a while became concerned and walked over to the car. He noticed that Linda's eyes were now open, and she looked very strange. He asked her if she was okay, and Linda replied that she'd been shot in the back of the head, and had been holding her brains in for over an hour. The man called the paramedics, who broke into the car because the doors were locked and Linda refused to remove her hands from her head. When they finally got in, they found that Linda had a wad of bread dough on the back of her head. A Pillsbury biscuit canister had exploded from the heat, making a loud noise that sounded like a gunshot, and the wad of dough hit her in the back of her head. When she reached back to find out what it was, she felt the dough and thought it was her brains. She initially passed out, but quickly recovered and tried to hold her brains in for over an hour until someone noticed and came to her aid. Linda is a blonde, but I'm certain that's irrelevant.

8th April 2006, 10:18 AM	#3
Talon Offical Cookie Taster Join Date: Nov 2005 Shard: Drachenfels and Europa Posts: 504 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Re: Killer Biscuits Lol __________________

8th April 2006, 10:21 AM	#4
Prizim I am getting too old for this!! Join Date: Mar 2006 Shard: Sonoma Posts: 209 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Re: Killer Biscuits Lol... __________________

8th April 2006, 10:24 AM	#6
DiP Ronin Join Date: Jan 2006 Shard: Black Water Raiders, Azeroth Posts: 8,893 Thanks: 88 Thanked 54 Times in 45 Posts	Re: Killer Biscuits LOL That can't be true.

8th April 2006, 11:18 AM	#7
Adri Wearing metal panties in a lightning storm Join Date: May 2004 Shard: Pacific/Landroval Posts: 3,509 Thanks: 94 Thanked 43 Times in 30 Posts Awards Showcase Total Awards: 2	Re: Killer Biscuits rofl http://www.snopes.com/crime/safety/biscuit.htm __________________ We are all broken and wounded in this world. Some choose to grow strong at the broken places. --Harold J. Duarte-Bernhardt Thanks to Atlas for the fantastic sig!

8th April 2006, 09:46 PM	#8
Cerwin Vega Legendary Pimp Join Date: Aug 2005 Posts: 273 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Re: Killer Biscuits ive seen that one before and laughed just as hard i know theirs some dumb people out their but i dont think someone could be that dumb

8th April 2006, 10:56 PM	#9
Ally The Couch Hottie Join Date: Aug 2004 Shard: Lake Austin, Atlantic Posts: 4,371 Thanks: 12 Thanked 2 Times in 2 Posts	Re: Killer Biscuits Lol!!! __________________

9th April 2006, 03:34 PM	#10
Mapper Europa for the win! Join Date: Jul 2005 Shard: Europa Posts: 286 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Re: Killer Biscuits Ive seen this on Mythbusters.. They proved that it is possible! __________________

9th April 2006, 06:17 PM	#11
Adri Wearing metal panties in a lightning storm Join Date: May 2004 Shard: Pacific/Landroval Posts: 3,509 Thanks: 94 Thanked 43 Times in 30 Posts Awards Showcase Total Awards: 2	Re: Killer Biscuits Wait... if you get hit in the head by something (like a bullet) hard enough to open the skull, break the innner membrane, and damage the actual brain itself to the point where it is falling apart and coming out, you would still have enough motor control and/or cognizant thought to hold your brain in place? I've seen people with severe head trauma and find that a bit hard to believe. Granted it would depend on where the actual damage is. The back of your head is close to the brain stem and lower brain tho. If your brain stem goes, you are seriously screwed. I can't remember exactly what the posterior lobes do at the moment, but I am sure I could find it. mumbles something about old college books finally being useful and wanders off __________________ We are all broken and wounded in this world. Some choose to grow strong at the broken places. --Harold J. Duarte-Bernhardt Thanks to Atlas for the fantastic sig!

10th April 2006, 12:36 AM	#12
Adrianna Danere Stop staring at my daishos Join Date: Mar 2005 Shard: Europa Posts: 475 Thanks: 4 Thanked 4 Times in 3 Posts	Re: Killer Biscuits :shocked: As unbelievable as it sounds I really can't say whether it could be true or not. People never cease to surprise me anymore, when you think you've heard the most idiotic thing ever something and someone will always top it... incredible how evolution works eh? __________________

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