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1st February 2007, 05:03 PM
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 | This is just wrong... SOMETHING TO OFFEND EVERYONE! What is a Yankee? The same as a quickie, but a guy can do it alone. What is the difference between a Harley and a Hoover? The position of the dirt bag What do you call a smart blonde? A golden retriever. What do attorneys use for birth control? Their personalities. What's the difference between a girlfriend and wife? 10 years and 45 lbs What's the difference between a boyfriend and husband? 45 minutes What's the fastest way to a man's heart? Through his chest with a sharp knife. Why do men want to marry virgins? They can't stand criticism Why is it so hard for women to find men that are sensitive, caring, and good-looking? Because those men already have boyfriends. What makes men chase women they have no intention of marrying? The same urge that makes dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving. What's the difference between a porcupine and BMW? A porcupine has the pricks on the outside. What did the blonde say when she found out she was pregnant? "Are you sure it's mine?" Why does Mike Tyson cry during sex? Mace will do that to you. Why did OJ Simpson want to move to West Virginia ? Everyone has the same DNA. What's the difference between a southern zoo and a northern zoo? A southern zoo has a description of the animal on the front of the cage along with... "a recipe". What's the difference between a northern fairytale and a southern fairytale? A northern fairytale begins "Once upon a time ..." -A southern fairytale begins "Y'all ain't gonna believe this s@*t....   |
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1st February 2007, 06:01 PM
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| Madam of Mayhem  Join Date: Sep 2006 Shard: Lake Austin
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1st February 2007, 07:36 PM
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| Banned  Join Date: May 2006 Shard: Pacific
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| Re: This is just wrong... Hehe...especially liked the Mike Tyson one! |
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1st February 2007, 08:04 PM
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| Wearing metal panties in a lightning storm   Join Date: May 2004 Shard: Pacific/Landroval
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| Re: This is just wrong... rofl! We are all broken and wounded in this world. Some choose to grow strong at the broken places. --Harold J. Duarte-Bernhardt  Thanks to Atlas for the fantastic sig! |
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7th February 2007, 03:53 PM
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| Re: This is just wrong... Funny   |
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