just what you got promised

**kingtony** · 18th June 2007, 04:03 PM

After his death, Osama bin Laden went to paradise. He was greeted by George Washington, who slapped him across the face and yelled, "How dare you attack the nation I helped conceive!"

Patrick Henry punched Bin Laden in the nose and shouted, "You wanted to end America's liberty, but you failed."

James Madison appeared, kicked him in the nuts and said, "This is why I allowed the government to provide for the common defense."

Bin Laden was subjected to similar beatings from John Randolph, James Monroe, Thonmas Jefferson and 66 other early Americans. As he writhed in pain on the ground, an angel apppeared. Bin Laden said, "This is not what I was promised."

The angel replied, "I told you there would be 72 Virginians waiting for you. What did you think I said?"

**Adri** · 19th June 2007, 09:52 AM

Cassie · 19th June 2007, 12:15 PM

18th June 2007, 04:03 PM	#1
kingtony How do you tell when you run out of invisible ink? Join Date: Jan 2007 Shard: alantic Posts: 2,648 Gold: 194 Thanks: 0 Thanked 1 Time in 1 Post	just what you got promised After his death, Osama bin Laden went to paradise. He was greeted by George Washington, who slapped him across the face and yelled, "How dare you attack the nation I helped conceive!" Patrick Henry punched Bin Laden in the nose and shouted, "You wanted to end America's liberty, but you failed." James Madison appeared, kicked him in the nuts and said, "This is why I allowed the government to provide for the common defense." Bin Laden was subjected to similar beatings from John Randolph, James Monroe, Thonmas Jefferson and 66 other early Americans. As he writhed in pain on the ground, an angel apppeared. Bin Laden said, "This is not what I was promised." The angel replied, "I told you there would be 72 Virginians waiting for you. What did you think I said?"

19th June 2007, 09:52 AM	#2
Adri Wearing metal panties in a lightning storm Join Date: May 2004 Shard: Pacific/Landroval Posts: 3,851 Gold: 920 My Mood: Thanks: 210 Thanked 117 Times in 84 Posts Awards Showcase Total Awards: 2	Re: just what you got promised lol! We are all broken and wounded in this world. Some choose to grow strong at the broken places. --Harold J. Duarte-Bernhardt

19th June 2007, 12:15 PM	#3
Cassie I'm high on life, can't you tell? Join Date: May 2005 Shard: Drachenfels/LS Posts: 228 Gold: 3 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Re: just what you got promised rofl

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