A joke I heard back in 1st-2nd Grade but it stuck with me *shrugs* lol

Tovladian Soltyr · 12th December 2006, 07:06 AM

I call the joke "The 3 Camping Guys"

3 Guys went on a camping trip and there was still 2 days before the trip was over and they were almost out of the food they brought with them. They were all sitting around a camp fire staring at the last piece of Bologna fighting over which one was going to get it.

Guy 1: "How about we race for it, like from that tree to that one" *point out to trees*

Guy 2: "Well that's not fair, you're faster then us so of course you would win, how about we see who can lift the most and whoever lifts the most will win it"

Guy 1: "No way, your stronger then us, you would win for sure...it's not fair"

Guy 3: "I've got an idea, how about we all go to sleep and when we wake up whoever had the best dream, and we'll vote on it, will get the last slice of Bologna"

guy 1 looked at guy 2 and just nodded in agreement and all 3 of them went to sleep. They all seemed to wake up around the same time, and guy 1 was really excited and wanted to tell his dream first.

Guy 1: "I had a dream that I was a WWF Wrestler, and I was the world champion, beat everyone that came into my reach and was champion forever!!!"

Guy 2: *nods* "That's ok and all but I had the dream that I was the President, I cured all sickness, gave homes to all the homeless, and fixed all wrongs in the world...and was voted King of the World!!!"

Guy 3: *laughs* "Well that's nothing, I had the dream that I was Yankie Doodle"

Guy 1 and 2: "Yankie Doodle?????, how's that better then our dreams"

Guy 3: "Well, Yankie Doodle went to town, Riding on a Pony, while you fellers were asleep I ate the last slice of Bologna!!" *laughs and runs from the other 2 boys for the rest of the day*

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Ok so it probably was told as well back in the 1st-2nd grade but the punch line stayed the same and for some reason that joke has always stuck with me, not sure...pretty lame but funny. I think it stuck with me cause the "Guy 3" reminded me of my own cleverness

lol.

Rascal · 12th December 2006, 07:18 AM

lol :cheesy:

**Vepl** · 12th December 2006, 08:00 AM

*chases Tovladian*

Hey that was mine

.

Thanks for the smile Tovladian

Vepl

**Adri** · 12th December 2006, 03:43 PM

**Snugglebunny** · 12th December 2006, 04:12 PM

hehe

**Ezekiel** · 12th December 2006, 04:32 PM

Never heard that one before...pretty funny

12th December 2006, 07:06 AM	#1
Tovladian Soltyr Timeless Treasures Co-Owner Join Date: Mar 2006 Shard: Legends Posts: 562 Thanks: 6 Thanked 4 Times in 4 Posts	*A joke I heard back in 1st-2nd Grade but it stuck with me shrugs* lol** I call the joke "The 3 Camping Guys" 3 Guys went on a camping trip and there was still 2 days before the trip was over and they were almost out of the food they brought with them. They were all sitting around a camp fire staring at the last piece of Bologna fighting over which one was going to get it. Guy 1: "How about we race for it, like from that tree to that one" point out to trees Guy 2: "Well that's not fair, you're faster then us so of course you would win, how about we see who can lift the most and whoever lifts the most will win it" Guy 1: "No way, your stronger then us, you would win for sure...it's not fair" Guy 3: "I've got an idea, how about we all go to sleep and when we wake up whoever had the best dream, and we'll vote on it, will get the last slice of Bologna" guy 1 looked at guy 2 and just nodded in agreement and all 3 of them went to sleep. They all seemed to wake up around the same time, and guy 1 was really excited and wanted to tell his dream first. Guy 1: "I had a dream that I was a WWF Wrestler, and I was the world champion, beat everyone that came into my reach and was champion forever!!!" Guy 2: nods "That's ok and all but I had the dream that I was the President, I cured all sickness, gave homes to all the homeless, and fixed all wrongs in the world...and was voted King of the World!!!" Guy 3: laughs "Well that's nothing, I had the dream that I was Yankie Doodle" Guy 1 and 2: "Yankie Doodle?????, how's that better then our dreams" Guy 3: "Well, Yankie Doodle went to town, Riding on a Pony, while you fellers were asleep I ate the last slice of Bologna!!" laughs and runs from the other 2 boys for the rest of the day -------------------------------------------------------------------------- Ok so it probably was told as well back in the 1st-2nd grade but the punch line stayed the same and for some reason that joke has always stuck with me, not sure...pretty lame but funny. I think it stuck with me cause the "Guy 3" reminded me of my own cleverness lol. __________________ Timeless Treasures Auctions on Legends Grand Re-Opening to be announced - Contact me for more info Last edited by Tovladian Soltyr; 12th December 2006 at 07:27 AM.

12th December 2006, 07:18 AM	#2
Rascal Madam of Mayhem Join Date: Sep 2006 Shard: Lake Austin Posts: 1,550 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	*Re: A joke I heard back in 1st-2nd Grade but it stuck with me shrugs* lol** lol :cheesy: __________________

12th December 2006, 08:00 AM	#3
Vepl Forum Legend Join Date: Oct 2006 Shard: Lake Superior Posts: 3,638 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	*Re: A joke I heard back in 1st-2nd Grade but it stuck with me shrugs* lol** chases Tovladian Hey that was mine . Thanks for the smile Tovladian Vepl

12th December 2006, 03:43 PM	#4
Adri Wearing metal panties in a lightning storm Join Date: May 2004 Shard: Pacific/Landroval Posts: 3,506 Thanks: 93 Thanked 43 Times in 30 Posts Awards Showcase Total Awards: 2	*Re: A joke I heard back in 1st-2nd Grade but it stuck with me shrugs* lol** lol __________________ We are all broken and wounded in this world. Some choose to grow strong at the broken places. --Harold J. Duarte-Bernhardt Thanks to Atlas for the fantastic sig!

12th December 2006, 04:12 PM	#5
Snugglebunny ♥Yr Mangled Heart♥ Join Date: Mar 2006 Shard: Black Water Raiders Posts: 8,467 Thanks: 125 Thanked 33 Times in 24 Posts	*Re: A joke I heard back in 1st-2nd Grade but it stuck with me shrugs* lol** hehe __________________ Sig courtsey of Nevaeh. He rawwwwks! AdamD: You made me cry tears of pink sadness and despair! "Two Minutes in Heaven is Better then One Minute in Heaven." I'm not wearing my business socks for nothing

12th December 2006, 04:32 PM	#6
Ezekiel Wycorp--Dwarf Hunter Join Date: Jul 2005 Shard: Area 52 Posts: 2,504 Thanks: 0 Thanked 8 Times in 6 Posts	*Re: A joke I heard back in 1st-2nd Grade but it stuck with me shrugs* lol** Never heard that one before...pretty funny __________________

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