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Old 21st February 2006, 10:11 AM   #1
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A bear, a lion and a chicken meet.
Says the bear: "If I roar, I'll scare the whole forest."
Says the lion: "If roar, I'll scare the whole desert!"
Says the chicken: "If I sneeze, I'll scare the whole word!"

*giggle*
sorry i thought it was good

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Old 21st February 2006, 10:14 AM   #2
 
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ROFL excellent!
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Old 21st February 2006, 10:15 AM   #3
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Old 21st February 2006, 10:22 AM   #4
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ohh i sooo gotta show my teenager she is in the phase of no red meat only pork and poutry and veggies

i think she would get a kick out of it like a good one mom nice try ......

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Old 21st February 2006, 04:19 PM   #5
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lol
Took a second to sink in.

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Old 21st February 2006, 05:38 PM   #6
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lol.. that was pretty good

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Old 21st February 2006, 08:28 PM   #7
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One of the really 'funny' things about this one, is that 10 years ago, NO ONE would have ever figured out what it meant.

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Old 22nd February 2006, 08:23 AM   #8
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rofl good one

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Old 23rd February 2006, 02:22 PM   #9
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*giggles*

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Old 24th February 2006, 06:09 AM   #10
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One of the really 'funny' things about this one, is that 10 years ago, NO ONE would have ever figured out what it meant.
I guess I'm stuck in the 90's, unless I do get it... and it just isn't funny to me.
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