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Join Date: Sep 2006
Shard: Snowbourn - LOTRO
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Job finding...
Joe Smith started the day early having set his alarm clock (MADE IN JAPAN) for 6am. While his coffeepot (MADE IN CHINA ) was perking, he shaved with his electric razor (MADE IN HONG KONG ). He put on a dress shirt ( MADE IN SRI LANKA ), designer jeans ( MADE IN SINGAPORE ) and tennis shoes (MADE IN KOREA ).
After cooking his breakfast in his new electric skillet (MADE IN INDIA ) he sat down with his calculator ( MADE IN MEXICO ) to see how much he could spend today. After setting his watch MADE IN TAIWAN ) to the radio (MADE IN INDIA ) he got in his car ( MADE IN GERMANY ) filled it with GAS from Saudi Arabia and continued his search for a good paying AMERICAN JOB At the end of yet another discouraging and fruitless day checking his Computer (Made In Malaysia ), Joe decided to relax for a while. He put on his sandals (MADE IN BRAZIL ) poured himself a glass of wine ( MADE IN FRANCE.! France !! ) and turned on his TV (MADE IN INDONESIA ), and then wondered why he can't find a good paying job in . AMERICA ....
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Werecat Princess =(^.^)=
Join Date: Dec 2006
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Re: Job finding...
Lol
You got a point there, where are all the Made in USA stuff. I always wondered if people in China and other country's have Made in the USA items Because we do seem to have a lot of items around our house and work that are made in other country's.
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Agent Zero
Join Date: Oct 2006
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Re: Job finding...
gonna blame wal-mart again...
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Ronin
Join Date: Jan 2006
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Re: Job finding...
![]() I'm gonna blame it on the fact that his name is Joe Smith. Which leads me to believe he isn't bilingual... christ, who am I kidding, he can't speak Spanish so he can't work in America!
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