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20th April 2007, 07:18 AM
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| Banned  Join Date: Sep 2006 Shard: Chessy
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  | Jeweler An older, white haired man walked into a jewelry store one Friday evening with a beautiful young gal at his side. He told the jeweler he was looking for a special ring for his girlfriend. The jeweler looked through his stock and brought out a $5,000 ring and showed it to him. The old man said, "I don't think you understand, I want something very special." At that statement, the jeweler went to his special stock and brought another ring over. "Here's a stunning ring at only $40,000," the jeweler said. The young lady's eyes sparkled and her whole body trembled with excitement. The old man seeing this said, "We'll take it." The jeweler asked how payment would be made and the old man stated by check. "I know you need to make sure the check is good, so I'll write it now and you can call the bank on Monday to verify the funds and I'll pick the ring up Monday afternoon," he said. Monday morning, a very teed-off jeweler phoned the old man. "There's no money in that account." "I know", said the old man, "but can you imagine the weekend I had?" |
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20th April 2007, 07:24 AM
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| No Rest for the Wicked  Join Date: Dec 2006 Shard: Hokuto/Lake Austin
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| Re: Jeweler LMAO...very good.  Guildmaster, No Rest for the Wicked (NRW) Hokuto |
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20th April 2007, 09:09 AM
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| Ronin<br>UOForums Bouncer  Join Date: Jan 2006 Shard: Black Water Raiders, Azeroth
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| Re: Jeweler *takes note* That's one smart fellow.  Thanks again Maddux! Adri: women don't discuss men while in the bathroom, we sacrifice small animals and smoke tampons *rolls eyes* |
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