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Old 21st March 2007, 08:42 AM   #1
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It's the summer of 1957

It's the summer of 1957 and Harold goes to pick up his date, Peggy Sue.

Harold's a pretty hip guy with his own car and a duck tail hairdo.

When he goes to the front door, Peggy Sue's mother answers and Invites
him in.
"Peggy Sue's not ready yet, so why don't you have a seat?" she says.
That's
cool.Peggy Sue's mother asks Harold what they're planning to do.

Harold replies politely that they will probably just go to the malt
shop or
to a drive-in movie.
Peggy Sue's mother responds, "Why don't you kids go out and screw? I
hear
all the kids are doing it."

Naturally this comes as quite a surprise to Harold and he says
"Wha...aaat?"

"Yeah," says Peggy Sue's mother, "We know Peggy Sue really likes to
screw;
why, she'd screw all night if we let her!"

Harold's eyes light up and he smiles from ear to ear. Immediately, he
has
revised the plans for the evening.
A few minutes later, Peggy Sue comes downstairs in her little poodle
skirt
with her saddle shoes, and announces that she's ready to go.

Almost breathless with anticipation, Harold escorts his date out the
front
door while Mom is saying, "Have a good evening kids," with a small wink for
Harold.

About 20 minutes later, a thoroughly disheveled Peggy Sue rushes back
into the
house, slams the door behind her and screams at her mother:

"Dammit, Mom! The Twist! The Twist! It's called The Twist!"
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Old 21st March 2007, 09:16 AM   #2
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Re: It's the summer of 1957

roflmao!!

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:shocked: LMAO

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