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Old 13th February 2006, 10:37 AM   #11
 
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Re: In the tradition of the current Men vs. Women posts. I bring to you....

LOL you have to let us know how it turns out.
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Old 13th February 2006, 10:47 AM   #12
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Re: In the tradition of the current Men vs. Women posts. I bring to you....

Let's see, no ketchup in the fridge with burgers...

If I were you I would check your shampoo/conditioner bottles to make sure they still contain shampoo/conditioner, this also goes for lotion and body sprays.
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Old 13th February 2006, 11:17 AM   #13
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See, If I was put in that position, just out of pure manliness, I would have grabbed the closest looking thing to ketchup in the fridge to make it work. Whether it be Worchester sauce, BBQ sauce, Koolaid..... anything reddish or dark, that would not make the burger toxic.....
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Old 13th February 2006, 11:22 AM   #14
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Old 13th February 2006, 11:26 AM   #15
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There will be NO PWNING on me when it comes to BBQing or any manly meals like steak or burgers!!!! Make do! Adapt to the situation! Overcome all obstacles, even if they will make you sick and want to throw up.. hehe....
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Old 13th February 2006, 11:42 AM   #16
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i have 3 brothers and thats too true

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Old 13th February 2006, 11:45 AM   #17
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Re: In the tradition of the current Men vs. Women posts. I bring to you....

Oh, I forgot to add one of my personal favorates, which is also a little war at home.

* Toilet paper does not need to be on the holder to be used. It works perfectly fine on the counter, back of toilet, floor, shower floor, cabinet..
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lol... that list is hilarious and so true.

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