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Old 17th January 2007, 01:21 PM   #1
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Icy Roads in Portland

http://www.break.com/index/icy_roads_in_portland.html

Darn, lot of busted cars, heh

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Old 17th January 2007, 02:40 PM   #2
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Re: Icy Roads in Portland

Looks like they are trying to play some weird kind of shuffleboard.

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Old 17th January 2007, 02:45 PM   #3
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Re: Icy Roads in Portland

Fun... all the great stuff to watch when I got snow that blankets the roads and land here in Minnisoder... Well happy to have a tank for a car =P Yay for cars built in the 80's and older!

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Old 17th January 2007, 10:52 PM   #4
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Re: Icy Roads in Portland

LOL almost looked like what happens here in Vegas with the Californians that come up here and it rains.
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Re: Icy Roads in Portland

People need to learn how to drive in the snow.

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Re: Icy Roads in Portland

portland is a weird town - i used to live there...

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Re: Icy Roads in Portland

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People need to learn how to drive in the snow.
I don't know if you have been driving much lately...but a lot of people need to learn how to drive under perfect conditions...on DRY streets!!!

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Re: Icy Roads in Portland

I thought the firetruck in the end was sure to start turning sideways down that hill.

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I don't know if you have been driving much lately...but a lot of people need to learn how to drive under perfect conditions...on DRY streets!!!
Hahaha! Yes they DO need to learn! Man Kentucky... great place for ejets who get into accidents and it isn't always car realated.. we had an airplane crash that didn't even take off the ground yet and a train crash who knows what happened there but...

I blame it on... *thinks for a moment* Ah! It is them Northern peoples like Minnisoder trying to make us Southerns look bad! =P


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I blame it on... *thinks for a moment* Ah! It is them Northern peoples like Minnisoder trying to make us Southerns look bad! =P
Ummmm, I don't think the southerner drivers need anyone else to make them look bad. It doesn't matter where in the US you go, you are going to find some kind of problem with the drivers. Souther drivers like to drive in the passing lane, even if they are going slower than the speed limit. West coasters are the rudest drivers. Northern drivers don't know what an acceleration lane is. And east coasters don't know how to park or use their mirrors. And those are just generalizations, don't flame me if it you fall into that catagory and it isn't applicable. Just my observations from driving around the US.

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