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Old 8th November 2007, 02:51 PM   #1
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I love my late Mum dearly but...

..she used to get her words mixed up. I remember her looking through the cupboard and asking me if I'd seen any Durex batteries...

She meant Duracell

With a straight face I said I hadnt and I still love her for that one

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Old 8th November 2007, 02:55 PM   #2
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thats very sweet man

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