How to pick a wife...

**Silverfoot** · 23rd March 2006, 05:59 PM

Choosing a wife:

A man wanted to get married. He was having trouble choosing among three likely candidates. He gives each woman a present of $5,000 and watches to ! see what they do with the money.

The first does a total make over. She goes to a fancy beauty salon gets her hair done, new make up and buys several new outfits and dresses up very nicely for the man. She tells him that she has done this to be more attractive for him because she loves him so much.

The man was impressed.

The second goes shopping to buy the man gifts. She gets him a new set of golf clubs, some new gizmos for his computer, and some expensive clothes. As she presents these gifts, she tells him that she has spent all the money on him because she loves him so much.

Again, the man is impressed.

The third invests the money in the stock market. She earns several times the $5,000. She gives him back his $5000 and reinvests the remainder in a joint account. She tells him that she wants to save for their future because she loves him so much

Obviously, the man was impressed.

The man thought for a long time about what each woman had done with the money he'd given her.

Then, he married the one with the biggest boobs.

Men are like that, you know.

There is more money being spent on breast implants and Viagra today than on Alzheimer's research. This means that by 2040, there should be a large elderly population with perky boobs and huge erections and absolutely no recollection of what to do with them.

**Maddux** · 23rd March 2006, 07:00 PM

He who has the biggest toys wins.

Snowy · 23rd March 2006, 11:04 PM

Job satisfaction counts... In the end, it's how you feel about your life that matters. Somehow, even though the money and toys are nice, I have a feeling it will matter more to me that I lived my life with love and understanding, raised good kids and had a happy marriage than if I had been a corporate mogul with a fleet of Yachts and Private Jets. (for the record, hubby feels that way too)

Thradia · 23rd March 2006, 11:55 PM

lol...good one Silverfoot...and a scary thought about year 2040

Adrianna Danere · 24th March 2006, 12:52 AM

Quote:

There is more money being spent on breast implants and Viagra today than on Alzheimer's research. This means that by 2040, there should be a large elderly population with perky boobs and huge erections and absolutely no recollection of what to do with them.

Yes!

Though I'm fairly sure implants won't keep anyone's boobs perky at age 80, more like instead of having empty saggy boobs you have saggy boobs with weights pulling 'em down... :shocked:

Gwenyth · 24th March 2006, 10:50 AM

LOL
My husband always says "He who dies with the most toys wins!"

Flutter · 24th March 2006, 10:57 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Snowy

Job satisfaction counts... In the end, it's how you feel about your life that matters. Somehow, even though the money and toys are nice, I have a feeling it will matter more to me that I lived my life with love and understanding, raised good kids and had a happy marriage than if I had been a corporate mogul with a fleet of Yachts and Private Jets. (for the record, hubby feels that way too)

I am about 100% positive this was just a fun joke style thread.

**Adri** · 24th March 2006, 07:25 PM

Snowy · 25th March 2006, 03:54 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Flutter

I am about 100% positive this was just a fun joke style thread.

I know.. sorry... I've been 'strange' all week.. pay no attention to that woman behind the curtain...:embarasse

**Adri** · 25th March 2006, 09:38 AM

*hugs Snowy*

23rd March 2006, 05:59 PM	#1
Silverfoot Mith'quessir Join Date: Mar 2005 Shard: Chesepeake Posts: 2,350 Gold: 8,759 My Mood: Blog Entries: 8 Thanks: 215 Thanked 154 Times in 93 Posts	How to pick a wife... Choosing a wife: A man wanted to get married. He was having trouble choosing among three likely candidates. He gives each woman a present of $5,000 and watches to ! see what they do with the money. The first does a total make over. She goes to a fancy beauty salon gets her hair done, new make up and buys several new outfits and dresses up very nicely for the man. She tells him that she has done this to be more attractive for him because she loves him so much. The man was impressed. The second goes shopping to buy the man gifts. She gets him a new set of golf clubs, some new gizmos for his computer, and some expensive clothes. As she presents these gifts, she tells him that she has spent all the money on him because she loves him so much. Again, the man is impressed. The third invests the money in the stock market. She earns several times the $5,000. She gives him back his $5000 and reinvests the remainder in a joint account. She tells him that she wants to save for their future because she loves him so much Obviously, the man was impressed. The man thought for a long time about what each woman had done with the money he'd given her. Then, he married the one with the biggest boobs. Men are like that, you know. There is more money being spent on breast implants and Viagra today than on Alzheimer's research. This means that by 2040, there should be a large elderly population with perky boobs and huge erections and absolutely no recollection of what to do with them. "Careful what you wish for, You just might get it all.... And then some you don't want"

23rd March 2006, 07:00 PM	#2
Maddux I've got Skinnies with RPGS! Twelve 'o'clock! Join Date: Jan 2006 Shard: Pacific Posts: 6,586 Gold: 23,101 Thanks: 22 Thanked 61 Times in 48 Posts	Re: How to pick a wife... He who has the biggest toys wins.

23rd March 2006, 11:04 PM	#3
Snowy Pretty Nice Disguise, isn't it? Join Date: Nov 2005 Shard: Lake Superior Posts: 1,126 Gold: 14 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Re: How to pick a wife... Job satisfaction counts... In the end, it's how you feel about your life that matters. Somehow, even though the money and toys are nice, I have a feeling it will matter more to me that I lived my life with love and understanding, raised good kids and had a happy marriage than if I had been a corporate mogul with a fleet of Yachts and Private Jets. (for the record, hubby feels that way too) ~ "It's definitely a Bubble Bath Day.". ~ Dove Promise ~

23rd March 2006, 11:55 PM	#4
Thradia licks Join Date: Apr 2004 Shard: Napa Valley Posts: 1,352 Gold: 590 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Re: How to pick a wife... lol...good one Silverfoot...and a scary thought about year 2040

24th March 2006, 10:50 AM	#6
Gwenyth Join Date: Sep 2005 Shard: Catskills Posts: 348 Gold: 87 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Re: How to pick a wife... LOL My husband always says "He who dies with the most toys wins!"

24th March 2006, 07:25 PM	#8
Adri Wearing metal panties in a lightning storm Join Date: May 2004 Shard: Pacific/Landroval Posts: 3,851 Gold: 920 My Mood: Thanks: 210 Thanked 117 Times in 84 Posts Awards Showcase Total Awards: 2	Re: How to pick a wife... lol We are all broken and wounded in this world. Some choose to grow strong at the broken places. --Harold J. Duarte-Bernhardt

25th March 2006, 09:38 AM	#10
Adri Wearing metal panties in a lightning storm Join Date: May 2004 Shard: Pacific/Landroval Posts: 3,851 Gold: 920 My Mood: Thanks: 210 Thanked 117 Times in 84 Posts Awards Showcase Total Awards: 2	Re: How to pick a wife... hugs Snowy We are all broken and wounded in this world. Some choose to grow strong at the broken places. --Harold J. Duarte-Bernhardt

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