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How do you tell when you run out of invisible ink?
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how old is grandpa this will blow your mind
HOW OLD IS GRANDPA??
How old is Grandpa? Stay with this, the answer is at the end. It'll blow you away. One evening a grandson was talking to his grandfather about current events. The grandson asked his grandfather what he thought about the shootings at schools, the computer age, and just things in general. The Grandpa replied, Well, let me think a minute, I was born before television, penicillin, polio shots, frozen foods, Xerox, contact lenses, Frisbees and the pill. There were no credit cards, laser beams or ball-point pens. Man had not invented pantyhose, air conditioners, dishwashers, clothes dryers and clothes were hung out to dry in the fresh air and man had yet to walk on the moon. Your Grandma and I got married first then lived together. Every family had a father and a mother. Until I was 25 I called every man older than I "Sir", and after I turned 25, I still called policemen and every man with a title' "Sir". We were before gay rights, computer dating services, dual careers, daycare centers and group therapy. Our lives were governed by the Ten Commandments, good judgment and common sense. We were taught to know the difference between right and wrong and to stand up and take responsibility for our actions. Serving our country was a privilege; living in this country was a bigger privilege. We thought fast food was what people ate during Lent. Having a meaningful relationship meant getting along with your cousins. Draft dodgers were people who closed their front doors when the evening breeze started. Time-sharing meant time the family spent together in the evenings and weekends, not purchasing condominiums. We never heard of FM radio stations, tape decks, CD's, electric typewriters, yogurt or guys wearing jackets. We listened to the Country Bands, Jack Benny and the Presidents speeches on our radios. And I don't ever remember any kid blowing his brains out listening to Hank Williams. If you saw anything with "Made In Japan" on it, it was junk. The term "making out" referred to how you did on your school exam. Pizza Hut, McDonald's and instant coffee were unheard of. We had 5 & 10 cent stores where you could actually buy things for 5 and 10 cents. Ice cream cones, phone calls, rides on city buses and a coke were all a nickel. And if you didn't want to splurge, you could spend your nickel on enough stamps to mail one letter and two postcards. You could buy a new Chevy Coupe for $600, but who could afford one? Too bad, because gas was 11 cents a gallon. In my day "grass" was mowed, "coke" was a cold drink, "pot" was something your mother cooked in and "rock music" was your grandmother's lullaby. "Aids" were helpers in the Principal's office, "chip" meant a piece of wood, "hardware" was found in a hardware store and "software wasn't even a word! And we were the last generation to actually believe that a lady needed a husband to have a baby. No wonder people call us "old and confused" and say there is a generation gap. So, how old do you think I am? Read on to see... Pretty scary if you think about it... Kind of sad at the same time.... Grandpa is only 58 years old..... Thanks for listening |
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Re: how old is grandpa this will blow your mind
Awesome read and so very very true..........I agree with the last two lines totally.
"Pretty scary if you think about it... Kind of sad at the same time...." |
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Re: how old is grandpa this will blow your mind
*nods*
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How do you tell when you run out of invisible ink?
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Re: how old is grandpa this will blow your mind
kinda makes you think where the next 60 years will take us
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Re: how old is grandpa this will blow your mind
good stuff
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Re: how old is grandpa this will blow your mind
Interesting.
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Re: how old is grandpa this will blow your mind
I was close... my mom is 60.
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Re: how old is grandpa this will blow your mind
Hehe, had one of those talks with my dad and my uncle the other day at dinner.
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The old guy from Atlantic
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Re: how old is grandpa this will blow your mind
not overly fond of these age comparison posts *points to age under avatar
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Re: how old is grandpa this will blow your mind
It's ok Darksied, you're somewhere in the middle, kind of a GREY area *cough*
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