Ultimate Online Forums
Go Back   Ultimate Online Forums > Off Topic Forums > Off Topic Area > Jokes & Stuff

Jokes & Stuff Jokes, funny stories, flash movies etc go in here.

 
Thread Tools
Old 14th November 2006, 11:48 PM   #1
i refuse to flex!!
 
Mercenary's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jul 2006
Shard: Atlantic
Posts: 1,047
Gold: 76
Thanks: 0
Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts
Mercenary the GoodMercenary the GoodMercenary the GoodMercenary the GoodMercenary the GoodMercenary the GoodMercenary the GoodMercenary the GoodMercenary the Good
How not to rob a convience store.

HILARIOUS

Very funny link to a video of a botched robbery. Lol
Mercenary is offline   Return to Top Reply With Quote
Old 15th November 2006, 08:10 AM   #2
Wearing metal panties in a lightning storm
 
Adri's Avatar
 
Join Date: May 2004
Shard: Pacific/Landroval
Posts: 3,851
Gold: 920
My Mood:
Thanks: 210
Thanked 117 Times in 84 Posts
Adri The EstimableAdri The EstimableAdri The EstimableAdri The EstimableAdri The EstimableAdri The EstimableAdri The EstimableAdri The EstimableAdri The EstimableAdri The EstimableAdri The Estimable

Awards Showcase
Community Spirit Award 1st Place Winner 
Total Awards: 2

Re: How not to rob a convience store.

rofl!

Divider

We are all broken and wounded in this world. Some choose to grow strong at the broken places.
--Harold J. Duarte-Bernhardt

Adri is online now   Return to Top Reply With Quote
Old 15th November 2006, 08:18 AM   #3
Brain has been snail mailed to HAWAII
 
alesha lancermane's Avatar
 
Join Date: Mar 2005
Shard: Sonoma
Posts: 55
Gold: 56
Thanks: 0
Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts
alesha lancermane the Fairalesha lancermane the Fair
Re: How not to rob a convience store.

i liked how he sat down to have a ciggy lol .... surprized he didnt have a beer in the other hand hell with all that falling ..... got asprin?

Divider

When everything seems upside down ...
STAND ON YOUR HEAD!
alesha lancermane is offline   Return to Top Reply With Quote
Old 15th November 2006, 08:02 PM   #4
Banned
 
Im Free's Avatar
 
Join Date: May 2006
Shard: Pacific
Posts: 247
Gold: 28
Thanks: 0
Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts
Im Free the FairIm Free the Fair
Re: How not to rob a convience store.

Roflmao!!!
Im Free is offline   Return to Top Reply With Quote
Old 15th November 2006, 08:16 PM   #5
The Noble Paladin
 
Samhain's Avatar
 
Join Date: Nov 2006
Shard: Atlantic
Posts: 47
Gold: 3
Thanks: 0
Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts
Samhain is unknown
Re: How not to rob a convience store.

Man, people are dumb sometimes. Amazing what people do to screw themselves.

Divider



More than any other time in history, mankind faces a crossroads.
One path leads to despair and utter hopelessness. The other, to total extinction.
Let us pray we have the wisdom to choose correctly.

Samhain is offline   Return to Top Reply With Quote
Old 16th November 2006, 11:09 AM   #6
The Couch Hottie
 
Ally's Avatar
 
Join Date: Aug 2004
Shard: Lake Austin, Atlantic
Posts: 4,493
Gold: 13,671
My Mood:
Thanks: 49
Thanked 20 Times in 17 Posts
Ally the HonestAlly the HonestAlly the HonestAlly the HonestAlly the HonestAlly the HonestAlly the HonestAlly the HonestAlly the HonestAlly the HonestAlly the Honest
Re: How not to rob a convience store.

lol!

Divider

Ally is offline   Return to Top Reply With Quote
Old 16th November 2006, 12:00 PM   #7
Madien of the Great Blue
 
RMS Truffle Rainbow Spotted Mountain Trout's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jun 2006
Shard: Absolutely playing no games
Posts: 2,012
Gold: 5,236
Thanks: 5
Thanked 10 Times in 7 Posts
RMS Truffle Rainbow Spotted Mountain Trout the HonestRMS Truffle Rainbow Spotted Mountain Trout the HonestRMS Truffle Rainbow Spotted Mountain Trout the HonestRMS Truffle Rainbow Spotted Mountain Trout the HonestRMS Truffle Rainbow Spotted Mountain Trout the HonestRMS Truffle Rainbow Spotted Mountain Trout the HonestRMS Truffle Rainbow Spotted Mountain Trout the HonestRMS Truffle Rainbow Spotted Mountain Trout the HonestRMS Truffle Rainbow Spotted Mountain Trout the HonestRMS Truffle Rainbow Spotted Mountain Trout the HonestRMS Truffle Rainbow Spotted Mountain Trout the Honest
Re: How not to rob a convience store.

Man that is horrible... even I being a clutz, I am still 100 times more graceful than that! I mean haha! Sheesh!

That is pretty funny!

-RMS Carpathia-

Divider


-Back to the Future 2-
Marty McFly: There he is, Doc! Let's land on him, we'll cripple his car.
Doctor Emmett L. Brown: Marty, he's in a '46 Ford, we're in a DeLorean. He'd rip through us like we were tin foil.

-RMS Carpathia-
RMS Truffle Rainbow Spotted Mountain Trout is offline   Return to Top Reply With Quote
Old 16th November 2006, 03:19 PM   #8
i refuse to flex!!
 
Mercenary's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jul 2006
Shard: Atlantic
Posts: 1,047
Gold: 76
Thanks: 0
Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts
Mercenary the GoodMercenary the GoodMercenary the GoodMercenary the GoodMercenary the GoodMercenary the GoodMercenary the GoodMercenary the GoodMercenary the Good
Re: How not to rob a convience store.

My assumption was he was either high or drunk. Either way, hilarious footage. I wish there was sound lol
Mercenary is offline   Return to Top Reply With Quote
Old 17th November 2006, 07:17 AM   #9
Forum LegendDiP
Ronin
UOForums Bouncer
 
DiP's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jan 2006
Shard: Black Water Raiders, Azeroth
Posts: 9,221
Gold: 21,224
My Mood:
Thanks: 158
Thanked 113 Times in 92 Posts
DiP The GloriousDiP The GloriousDiP The GloriousDiP The GloriousDiP The GloriousDiP The GloriousDiP The GloriousDiP The GloriousDiP The GloriousDiP The GloriousDiP The Glorious
Re: How not to rob a convience store.

Whew, atleast they didn't put my name on the video.

Divider



Thanks again Maddux!

Adri: women don't discuss men while in the bathroom, we sacrifice small animals and smoke tampons *rolls eyes*
DiP is offline   Return to Top Reply With Quote
Old 18th November 2006, 06:58 AM   #10
Madam of Mayhem
 
Rascal's Avatar
 
Join Date: Sep 2006
Shard: Lake Austin
Posts: 1,486
Gold: 705
My Mood:
Thanks: 0
Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts
Rascal the GoodRascal the GoodRascal the GoodRascal the GoodRascal the GoodRascal the GoodRascal the GoodRascal the GoodRascal the GoodRascal the GoodRascal the Good
Re: How not to rob a convience store.

He was wearing more than just socks *giggle* can't be you Dip...

Divider

Rascal is offline   Return to Top Reply With Quote
Reply

Thread Tools

Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

BB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is Off
Trackbacks are Off
Pingbacks are Off
Refbacks are Off
Forum Jump

Similar Threads
Thread Thread Starter Forum Replies Last Post
S&K Store, New and Improved Devante Market Place 0 4th March 2008 05:56 PM
What store do you hate the most and why? Snugglebunny SlamBook 20 14th December 2007 10:10 PM
What's happened to UO store? Tabbitha UO News & Developer's posts 2 17th April 2007 08:24 AM
Furniture Store Rap Maddux Jokes & Stuff 6 26th January 2007 10:05 AM
It's back (The store) Adam Forum Support 69 4th February 2006 06:17 PM


All times are GMT -6. The time now is 03:48 AM.


Powered by vBulletin
Copyright ©2000 - 2008, Jelsoft Enterprises Ltd.
Search Engine Optimization by vBSEO 3.2.0
Template-Modifications by TMS
vBCredits v1.4 Copyright ©2007 - 2008, PixelFX Studios