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Old 13th January 2008, 09:19 PM   #1
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How many forum members does it take to change a light bulb?

  • 1 to change the light bulb then post about it.
  • 14 to share similar experiences of changing light bulbs and how the light bulb could’ve been changed differently.
  • 1 to move it to the Lighting folder.
  • 2 to argue and then move it to the Electrical folder.
  • 7 to point out grammar/spelling errors in post about changing light bulbs.
  • 5 to flame the spell checkers.
  • 3 to correct spelling/grammar flames.
  • 6 to argue whether it’s a light bulb or lightbulb.
  • 2 industry professionals to inform the group that the proper term is Lamp.
  • 15 know it all who claim they were in the industry, and that “light bulb is perfectly correct.
  • 19 to post that this forum is not about light bulbs and to please take the discussion to the lightbulb forum.
  • 11 to defend the posting to this forum saying that we all use light bulbs and therefore the posts are relevant to this forum.
  • 36 to discuss the dangers of changing light bulbs without a professional opinion.
  • 5 to post a disclaimer that they are not light bulb experts, nor do they play one on TV and that anyone planning on changing their own light bulb should consult a professional.
  • 7 to post URLs where one can see examples of different light bulbs.
  • 4 to post that the URLs were posted incorrectly and then to post the correct URLs.
  • 3 to post about links they found from the URLs that are relevant to this group which makes light bulbs relevant to this group.
  • 13 to link all posts to date, quote them in their entirety including all headers and signatures, and add, “Me too.”
  • 5 to post to the group that they will no longer post because they cannot handle the light bulb controversy.
  • 4 to say, “Didn’t we go through this already a short time ago?”
  • 13 to say, “Do a Google search on light bulbs before posting questions about light bulbs.”
  • 1 forum lurker to respond to the original post 6 months from now and start it all over again.

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Old 13th January 2008, 10:17 PM   #2
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Re: How many forum members does it take to change a light bulb?

It's funny because it's true!

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Old 14th January 2008, 02:15 AM   #3
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Lol

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Old 14th January 2008, 09:37 AM   #4
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Yay for the lurkers!!!

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Old 14th January 2008, 02:52 PM   #5
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bout right
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Old 14th January 2008, 05:28 PM   #6
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Re: How many forum members does it take to change a light bulb?

Lol So true to some of those

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