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Old 12th June 2007, 12:03 PM   #1
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how to impress

HOW TO IMPRESS A WOMAN
Wine her,
Dine her,
Call her,
Hug her,
Hold her,
Surprise her,
Compliment her,
Smile at her,
Laugh with her,
Cry with her,
Cuddle with her,
Shop with her,
Give her jewelry,
Buy her flowers,
Hold her hand,
Write love letters to her,
Go the end of the earth and back again for her.

HOW TO IMPRESS A MAN
Show up naked,
Bring beer.
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Old 12th June 2007, 01:39 PM   #2
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you guys are so easy to please!!
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Old 12th June 2007, 02:24 PM   #3
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not really were picky with the beer
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Old 12th June 2007, 02:30 PM   #4
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geesh and picky too lol
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Old 12th June 2007, 03:01 PM   #5
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Old 12th June 2007, 03:09 PM   #6
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sounds about right
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