How Do You Decide Whom To Marry?

Mercedes · 24th May 2007, 07:42 AM

HOW DO YOU DECIDE WHOM TO MARRY? (written by kids)

You got to find somebody who likes the same stuff. Like, if you like sports, she should like it that you like sports, and she should keep the chips and dip coming.
-- Alan, age 10

No person really decides before they grow up who they're going to marry. God decides it all way before, and you get to find out later who you're stuck with.
-- Kristen, age 10

WHAT IS THE RIGHT AGE TO GET MARRIED?
Twenty-three is the best age because you know the person FOREVER by then.
-- Camille, age 10

HOW CAN A STRANGER TELL IF TWO PEOPLE ARE MARRIED?
You might have to guess, based on whether they seem to be yelling at the same kids.
-- Derrick, age 8

WHAT DO YOU THINK YOUR MOM AND DAD HAVE IN COMMON?
Both don't want any more kids.
-- Lori, age 8

WHAT DO MOST PEOPLE DO ON A DATE?
Dates are for having fun, and people should use them to get to know each other. Even boys have something to say if you listen long enough.
-- Lynnette, age 8 (isn't she a treasure)

On the first date, they just tell each other lies and that Usually gets them interested enough to go for a second date.
-- Martin, age 10
WHAT WOULD YOU DO ON A FIRST DATE THAT WAS TURNING SOUR?
I'd run home and play dead. The next day I would call all the newspapers and make sure they wrote about me in all the dead columns.
-- Craig, age 9

WHEN IS IT OKAY TO KISS SOMEONE?
When they're rich.
-- Pam, age 7

The law says you have to be eighteen, so I wouldn't want to mess with that.
- - Curt, age 7

The rule goes like this: If you kiss someone, then you should marry them and have kids with them. It's the right thing to do.
- - Howard, age 8

IS IT BETTER TO BE SINGLE OR MARRIED?
It's better for girls to be single but not for boys. Boys need someone to clean up after them.
-- Anita, age 9 (bless you child )

HOW WOULD THE WORLD BE DIFFERENT IF PEOPLE DIDN'T GET MARRIED?
There sure would be a lot of kids to explain, wouldn't there?
-- Kelvin, age 8

And the #1 Favorite is........
HOW WOULD YOU MAKE A MARRIAGE WORK?
Tell your wife that she looks pretty, even if she looks like a dump truck.
-- Ricky, age 10

**kitiara** · 24th May 2007, 08:56 AM

LOL i love this one

TigerEyeJade · 24th May 2007, 08:59 AM

OH if life could be so simple

DarksieD · 24th May 2007, 02:43 PM

hehe...that's cute...how do you really decide who to marry?..live with them a couple years and if after that long you don't find yourself constantly thinking of new ways to bump them off...then your probably ok

**Adri** · 24th May 2007, 05:09 PM

**DiP** · 25th May 2007, 05:43 AM

Ricky... that boy is wise beyond his years.

**kitiara** · 25th May 2007, 09:02 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DiP

Ricky... that boy is wise beyond his years.

LOL yeah - the "dump truck" part still has me in tears!

24th May 2007, 08:56 AM	#2
kitiara Polar Bear Queen Join Date: Nov 2006 Shard: Atlantic & Lake Austin Posts: 4,154 Gold: 151 My Mood: Thanks: 42 Thanked 33 Times in 24 Posts	Re: How Do You Decide Whom To Marry? LOL i love this one [UOCraft.com] - [Photography: Blog - My eBay Store - Flickr] - [Other Blogs: Bird Blog - Geek Blog]

24th May 2007, 08:59 AM	#3
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24th May 2007, 02:43 PM	#4
DarksieD The old guy from Atlantic Join Date: Dec 2006 Shard: Atlantic/Lake Austin Posts: 852 Gold: 2,673 My Mood: Thanks: 4 Thanked 10 Times in 8 Posts	Re: How Do You Decide Whom To Marry? hehe...that's cute...how do you really decide who to marry?..live with them a couple years and if after that long you don't find yourself constantly thinking of new ways to bump them off...then your probably ok

24th May 2007, 05:09 PM	#5
Adri Wearing metal panties in a lightning storm Join Date: May 2004 Shard: Pacific/Landroval Posts: 3,755 Gold: 5,600 My Mood: Thanks: 175 Thanked 92 Times in 65 Posts Awards Showcase Total Awards: 2	Re: How Do You Decide Whom To Marry? lol We are all broken and wounded in this world. Some choose to grow strong at the broken places. --Harold J. Duarte-Bernhardt Thanks to Atlas for the fantastic sig!

25th May 2007, 05:43 AM	#6
DiP Ronin<br>UOForums Bouncer Join Date: Jan 2006 Shard: Black Water Raiders, Azeroth Posts: 9,140 Gold: 19,412 My Mood: Thanks: 140 Thanked 100 Times in 84 Posts	Re: How Do You Decide Whom To Marry? Ricky... that boy is wise beyond his years. Thanks again Maddux! Adri: women don't discuss men while in the bathroom, we sacrifice small animals and smoke tampons rolls eyes

24th May 2007, 07:42 AM	#1
Mercedes Banned Join Date: Sep 2006 Shard: Chessy Posts: 774 Gold: 96 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	How Do You Decide Whom To Marry? HOW DO YOU DECIDE WHOM TO MARRY? (written by kids) You got to find somebody who likes the same stuff. Like, if you like sports, she should like it that you like sports, and she should keep the chips and dip coming. -- Alan, age 10 No person really decides before they grow up who they're going to marry. God decides it all way before, and you get to find out later who you're stuck with. -- Kristen, age 10 WHAT IS THE RIGHT AGE TO GET MARRIED? Twenty-three is the best age because you know the person FOREVER by then. -- Camille, age 10 HOW CAN A STRANGER TELL IF TWO PEOPLE ARE MARRIED? You might have to guess, based on whether they seem to be yelling at the same kids. -- Derrick, age 8 WHAT DO YOU THINK YOUR MOM AND DAD HAVE IN COMMON? Both don't want any more kids. -- Lori, age 8 WHAT DO MOST PEOPLE DO ON A DATE? Dates are for having fun, and people should use them to get to know each other. Even boys have something to say if you listen long enough. -- Lynnette, age 8 (isn't she a treasure) On the first date, they just tell each other lies and that Usually gets them interested enough to go for a second date. -- Martin, age 10 WHAT WOULD YOU DO ON A FIRST DATE THAT WAS TURNING SOUR? I'd run home and play dead. The next day I would call all the newspapers and make sure they wrote about me in all the dead columns. -- Craig, age 9 WHEN IS IT OKAY TO KISS SOMEONE? When they're rich. -- Pam, age 7 The law says you have to be eighteen, so I wouldn't want to mess with that. - - Curt, age 7 The rule goes like this: If you kiss someone, then you should marry them and have kids with them. It's the right thing to do. - - Howard, age 8 IS IT BETTER TO BE SINGLE OR MARRIED? It's better for girls to be single but not for boys. Boys need someone to clean up after them. -- Anita, age 9 (bless you child ) HOW WOULD THE WORLD BE DIFFERENT IF PEOPLE DIDN'T GET MARRIED? There sure would be a lot of kids to explain, wouldn't there? -- Kelvin, age 8 And the #1 Favorite is........ HOW WOULD YOU MAKE A MARRIAGE WORK? Tell your wife that she looks pretty, even if she looks like a dump truck. -- Ricky, age 10

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