How Blonde Was She???

**Silverfoot** · 15th December 2006, 08:39 AM

She was Soooooooo Blonde .
* She thought a quarterback was a refund.
* She thought General Motors was in the army.
* She thought Meow Mix was a CD for cats.
* She thought Boyz II Men was a day care center
* At the bottom of an application where it says "Sign here:" she wrote "Sagittarius."

She Was Soooooooooooooo Blonde...
* She took the ruler to bed to see how long she slept.
* She sent a fax with a stamp on it.
* Under "education" on her job application, she put "Hooked On Phonics."

She was Sooooooooooooooooo Blonde...
* She tripped over a cordless phone.
* She spent 20 minutes looking at the orange juice can because it said "Concentrate."
* She told me to meet her at the corner of "WALK" and "DON'T WALK."
* She tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order.

She was Soooooooooooooooooooo Blonde...
* She studied for a blood test.
* She sold the car for gas money.
* When she missed bus #44 she took bus #22 twice instead.
* When she went to the airport and saw a sign that said, "Airport Left," she turned around and went home.

She Was Soooooooooooooo Blonde...
* When she heard that 90% of all crimes occur around the home, she moved.
* She thought if she spoke her mind, she'd be speechless.
* She thought that she could not use her AM radio in the evening
* She had a shirt that said "TGIF," which she thought stood for "This Goes In Front."

AND MY PERSONAL FAVORITE:

She is sooooooooooooooooo Blonde...

She thinks Taco Bell is the Mexican phone company

**bendavho** · 15th December 2006, 08:43 AM

Omfg!!! Hahaha

Eowyna Rohanna · 15th December 2006, 09:16 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Silverfoot

She thinks Taco Bell is the Mexican phone company

It is?

*twirls her hair around her finger* Please don't tell DiP. He would be crushed.

**DiP** · 15th December 2006, 09:18 AM

*eyes opened wide*

It can't be true!

**Maddux** · 15th December 2006, 09:20 AM

Dip, they lie!! Now someone will die in Felucca over this.

Rascal · 15th December 2006, 09:27 AM

rofl

**DiP** · 15th December 2006, 12:15 PM

For every lie made about Taco Bell, there will be 10 blues slaughtered.

**Maddux** · 15th December 2006, 06:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Silverfoot

She was Soooooooo Blonde .
* She thought a quarterback was a refund.
* She thought General Motors was in the army.
* She thought Meow Mix was a CD for cats.
* She thought Boyz II Men was a day care center
* At the bottom of an application where it says "Sign here:" she wrote "Sagittarius."

She Was Soooooooooooooo Blonde...
* She took the ruler to bed to see how long she slept.
* She sent a fax with a stamp on it.
* Under "education" on her job application, she put "Hooked On Phonics."

She was Sooooooooooooooooo Blonde...
* She tripped over a cordless phone.
* She spent 20 minutes looking at the orange juice can because it said "Concentrate."
* She told me to meet her at the corner of "WALK" and "DON'T WALK."
* She tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order.

She was Soooooooooooooooooooo Blonde...
* She studied for a blood test.
* She sold the car for gas money.
* When she missed bus #44 she took bus #22 twice instead.
* When she went to the airport and saw a sign that said, "Airport Left," she turned around and went home.

She Was Soooooooooooooo Blonde...
* When she heard that 90% of all crimes occur around the home, she moved.
* She thought if she spoke her mind, she'd be speechless.
* She thought that she could not use her AM radio in the evening
* She had a shirt that said "TGIF," which she thought stood for "This Goes In Front."

AND MY PERSONAL FAVORITE:

She is sooooooooooooooooo Blonde...

She thinks Taco Bell is the Mexican phone company

Other than maybe size 6, what more can you ask for. :grin:

Im Free · 16th December 2006, 09:38 AM

**Silverfoot** · 16th December 2006, 11:54 AM

Maddux, you owe me a coffee and a screen cleaning.

Way too funny! Thanks for making e laugh so hard. Just to make you feel good there was a lot of pain involved with that laugh as I'm in the process of passing a few stones.
So I'm drugged, laughing and in pain. hmmm sounds like your last date! j/k

15th December 2006, 08:39 AM	#1
Silverfoot Mith'quessir Join Date: Mar 2005 Shard: Chesepeake Posts: 2,350 Gold: 8,759 My Mood: Blog Entries: 8 Thanks: 215 Thanked 154 Times in 93 Posts	How Blonde Was She??? She was Soooooooo Blonde . * She thought a quarterback was a refund. * She thought General Motors was in the army. * She thought Meow Mix was a CD for cats. * She thought Boyz II Men was a day care center * At the bottom of an application where it says "Sign here:" she wrote "Sagittarius." She Was Soooooooooooooo Blonde... * She took the ruler to bed to see how long she slept. * She sent a fax with a stamp on it. * Under "education" on her job application, she put "Hooked On Phonics." She was Sooooooooooooooooo Blonde... * She tripped over a cordless phone. * She spent 20 minutes looking at the orange juice can because it said "Concentrate." * She told me to meet her at the corner of "WALK" and "DON'T WALK." * She tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order. She was Soooooooooooooooooooo Blonde... * She studied for a blood test. * She sold the car for gas money. * When she missed bus #44 she took bus #22 twice instead. * When she went to the airport and saw a sign that said, "Airport Left," she turned around and went home. She Was Soooooooooooooo Blonde... * When she heard that 90% of all crimes occur around the home, she moved. * She thought if she spoke her mind, she'd be speechless. * She thought that she could not use her AM radio in the evening * She had a shirt that said "TGIF," which she thought stood for "This Goes In Front." AND MY PERSONAL FAVORITE: She is sooooooooooooooooo Blonde... She thinks Taco Bell is the Mexican phone company "Careful what you wish for, You just might get it all.... And then some you don't want"

15th December 2006, 09:20 AM	#5
Maddux I've got Skinnies with RPGS! Twelve 'o'clock! Join Date: Jan 2006 Shard: Pacific Posts: 6,586 Gold: 23,101 Thanks: 22 Thanked 61 Times in 48 Posts	Re: How Blonde Was She??? Dip, they lie!! Now someone will die in Felucca over this.

15th December 2006, 09:27 AM	#6
Rascal Madam of Mayhem Join Date: Sep 2006 Shard: Lake Austin Posts: 1,486 Gold: 705 My Mood: Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Re: How Blonde Was She??? rofl

15th December 2006, 12:15 PM	#7
DiP Ronin UOForums Bouncer Join Date: Jan 2006 Shard: Black Water Raiders, Azeroth Posts: 9,221 Gold: 21,224 My Mood: Thanks: 158 Thanked 113 Times in 92 Posts	Re: How Blonde Was She??? For every lie made about Taco Bell, there will be 10 blues slaughtered. Thanks again Maddux! Adri: women don't discuss men while in the bathroom, we sacrifice small animals and smoke tampons rolls eyes

16th December 2006, 09:38 AM	#9
Im Free Banned Join Date: May 2006 Shard: Pacific Posts: 247 Gold: 28 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Re: How Blonde Was She??? Lol

15th December 2006, 08:43 AM	#2
bendavho Forum Legend Join Date: Aug 2006 Shard: Lake Austin Posts: 3,558 Gold: 174 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Re: How Blonde Was She??? Omfg!!! Hahaha

15th December 2006, 09:18 AM	#4
DiP Ronin UOForums Bouncer Join Date: Jan 2006 Shard: Black Water Raiders, Azeroth Posts: 9,221 Gold: 21,224 My Mood: Thanks: 158 Thanked 113 Times in 92 Posts	Re: How Blonde Was She??? eyes opened wide It can't be true! Thanks again Maddux! Adri: women don't discuss men while in the bathroom, we sacrifice small animals and smoke tampons rolls eyes

16th December 2006, 11:54 AM	#10
Silverfoot Mith'quessir Join Date: Mar 2005 Shard: Chesepeake Posts: 2,350 Gold: 8,759 My Mood: Blog Entries: 8 Thanks: 215 Thanked 154 Times in 93 Posts	Re: How Blonde Was She??? Maddux, you owe me a coffee and a screen cleaning. Way too funny! Thanks for making e laugh so hard. Just to make you feel good there was a lot of pain involved with that laugh as I'm in the process of passing a few stones. So I'm drugged, laughing and in pain. hmmm sounds like your last date! j/k "Careful what you wish for, You just might get it all.... And then some you don't want"

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