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15th December 2006, 07:39 AM
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| Mith'quessir    Join Date: Mar 2005 Shard: Chesepeake
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  | How Blonde Was She??? She was Soooooooo Blonde . * She thought a quarterback was a refund. * She thought General Motors was in the army. * She thought Meow Mix was a CD for cats. * She thought Boyz II Men was a day care center * At the bottom of an application where it says "Sign here:" she wrote "Sagittarius." She Was Soooooooooooooo Blonde... * She took the ruler to bed to see how long she slept. * She sent a fax with a stamp on it. * Under "education" on her job application, she put "Hooked On Phonics." She was Sooooooooooooooooo Blonde... * She tripped over a cordless phone. * She spent 20 minutes looking at the orange juice can because it said "Concentrate." * She told me to meet her at the corner of "WALK" and "DON'T WALK." * She tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order. She was Soooooooooooooooooooo Blonde... * She studied for a blood test. * She sold the car for gas money. * When she missed bus #44 she took bus #22 twice instead. * When she went to the airport and saw a sign that said, "Airport Left," she turned around and went home. She Was Soooooooooooooo Blonde... * When she heard that 90% of all crimes occur around the home, she moved. * She thought if she spoke her mind, she'd be speechless. * She thought that she could not use her AM radio in the evening * She had a shirt that said "TGIF," which she thought stood for "This Goes In Front." AND MY PERSONAL FAVORITE: She is sooooooooooooooooo Blonde... She thinks Taco Bell is the Mexican phone company   "Careful what you wish for, You just might get it all.... And then some you don't want" |
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15th December 2006, 08:16 AM
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| I may not be the queen of everything, but I'm the duchess of quite a lot  Join Date: Jan 2006 Shard: Landroval--LOTRO
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 *twirls her hair around her finger* Please don't tell DiP. He would be crushed. Thanks to Maddux for the wonderful sig! | |
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15th December 2006, 08:18 AM
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| Ronin<br>UOForums Bouncer  Join Date: Jan 2006 Shard: Black Water Raiders, Azeroth
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| Re: How Blonde Was She??? *eyes opened wide* It can't be true!  Thanks again Maddux! Adri: women don't discuss men while in the bathroom, we sacrifice small animals and smoke tampons *rolls eyes* |
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15th December 2006, 08:27 AM
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15th December 2006, 11:15 AM
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| Ronin<br>UOForums Bouncer Join Date: Jan 2006 Shard: Black Water Raiders, Azeroth
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| Re: How Blonde Was She??? For every lie made about Taco Bell, there will be 10 blues slaughtered. Thanks again Maddux! Adri: women don't discuss men while in the bathroom, we sacrifice small animals and smoke tampons *rolls eyes* |
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15th December 2006, 05:44 PM
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16th December 2006, 08:38 AM
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16th December 2006, 10:54 AM
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| Mith'quessir Join Date: Mar 2005 Shard: Chesepeake
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| Re: How Blonde Was She??? Maddux, you owe me a coffee and a screen cleaning. Way too funny! Thanks for making e laugh so hard. Just to make you feel good there was a lot of pain involved with that laugh as I'm in the process of passing a few stones. So I'm drugged, laughing and in pain. hmmm sounds like your last date! j/k "Careful what you wish for, You just might get it all.... And then some you don't want" |
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