This is a list of very annoying tricks that work without Pk'ing or anything involving illeagle operations in the game. This is good down to earth annoyance.

1. Bring a pet to Brit or Luna bank. Name the pet somthing derogatory yet not to offensive but can pass the UO censorship. Randonly order the pet to follow a player that moves around a lot. A lot of the time people will pay no attention but you will get reactions from new players > my favorite is the changling dog.

2. Have an extra char slot? Great!!! make a new char with a generic NPC name and stand around in haven acting like an NPC (either standing still or calming walking around slowly.) When a player walks by say somthing stupid. A new player won't catch the fact your a real player for a bit. Think of clever things to say.

3. "Do I know you" This is a fun one. Approuch another player and announce the fact you know them. They may ponder this a bit and try to remember you. Try and say some real embarassing memories of them. (make sure others are in the area to overhear this) The person will then tell you you are mistaken. Continue to assure them you know who they are in real life as well. They will demand you stop confusing them with somebody else. At this point reveal somthing totally and completely embarassing. Most likely that person will ignore you but there is a chance somthing you said was borderline true. Pick up on this cue by their reactions.

Example: "Remember that time we stayed up all night drining, and when you fell asleep we put a bunch of peanut butter on you and let the dog lick it off" Of course don't elaborate discusting behavior as things like that can get you in trouble. Once you have struck a nerve continue until they recall away. If you can catch that person again apologize and say it was all a joke.

4. "Where it go?" Go to a populated bank. Hide yourself. Wait a bit. Now place a good ammount of gold on the ground next to you. Immediately click and drag cursor on it so the gump asking you to enter ammount pops up. Leave this be as you only need to click ok to instantly grab the ammount off ground. This makes no pack sound or gold jingle sound so it appears the pile of gold just disappeared... Once you've placed bait let it sit for awhile. Sooner or later players will wander over to it and try to pick it up, where as you click the ok button and make it "disappear" Continual use of this will frustrate players and they will try to hide next to where the gold is placed. In that case lay the gold pile furthest away from them so they cant grab at it. you won't beleive how much someone will work to get 10k for free.

I will update as I think of more ideas to make your gaming experience great!

i love the npc thing thats would be funy